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vegasmags Fri 01-Mar-13 13:36:07

Please note this is not posted under the Religion and Sprituality threads - just a lighthearted look at my idea of hell.

Having to wear high heels all day. Having to return to the second form at school to do sewing with the terrifying Miss Royle. Having to eat tripe and onions. Being locked in a small room with HUNTERF expounding on his pet theories. Having a TV that showed only sport.

What's yours?

anma Fri 01-Mar-13 18:51:43

Diy stores

dottilind Fri 01-Mar-13 18:55:30

My worst nightmare would be a plane crash in the middle of an ocean, and still being alive. Also I think the worse one of all would be losing my sight. Horrendous to say the least. I sometimes wish I could turn off my hearing as I live next door to screaming children and barking dogs. It would be bliss to sit in the sun in the garden and enjoy it for hours, that is if we get sun in our so called summers.

merlotgran Fri 01-Mar-13 19:04:01

Living in a town with no garden.
Having noisy neighbours or any neighbours for that matter.
No music.
No car.

Greatnan Sat 02-Mar-13 03:34:57

Finding I am still married to the most boring man in the world and having to hear about every stroke he played in a golf match

Joan Sat 02-Mar-13 07:04:23

Wearing high heels and a tight skirt and trying to get on a bus.

Being 12, spotty, and having to do PE with the hateful PE mistress from hell.

Working in an office - I did it do long I cannot bear the thought.

Being confined in a small space.

Needing the loo and not finding one.

The labour bed.

Driving a car again (I've given it up) in heavy traffic in the rain, on a route with lots of right hand turns and no little green arrows.

gillybob Sat 02-Mar-13 09:00:56

Ella46 I find it incredible that your idea of HELL could be a "package holiday of any kind"

What a strange world you must live in . smile

Ariadne Sat 02-Mar-13 09:17:03

Finding another lump.

gillybob Sat 02-Mar-13 09:20:09

I can imagine that would truly be HELL Ariadne I sincerely hope that it never happens. Stay well. smile

dorsetpennt Sat 02-Mar-13 09:22:38

Not being able to read
Falling out with my family to such an extent that I was banned from seeing my two little GDs [this has happened to 2 ladies I work with, how bad does a falling out have to be for this to happen?]
I would also hate a package holiday
Not being able to go for hikes,
Living in a flat without a garden
Going on a cruise - I'd rather go on a banana boat, I'd see some more of the world and not be forced in to being jolly.

harrigran Sat 02-Mar-13 10:31:52

Not so unusual gillybob to dislike package holidays.

Movedalot Sat 02-Mar-13 10:41:22

I think it probably depends on the package holiday. An agent packaged a holiday for us to Hong Kong, then India with a private tour. It was wonderful! I think that some may perceive package holidays to be the cheap and cheerful Brit abroad type only. If we are doing something where there is a lot of uncertainty we want to be packaged so that we can be sure someone is taking responsibility. When we go to Egypt we tell the company what we want and get them to package it so that if trouble does erupt it will be someone's responsibility to get us out. Nothing wrong with package holidays imo.

I would also find losing my sight just too awful.

Marelli Sat 02-Mar-13 10:46:04

To be standing at a very great height, knowing that I had to make my way down.
To be in a small enclosed space.
Not to have my garden and not to be able to hear the birds singing there.
Not to have access to books.

kittylester Sat 02-Mar-13 11:37:25

Marelli you've just given me goosebumps - heights terrify me, Hell for me would be on a high narrow ledge, surrounded by birds and rodents - thankfully that doesn't happen too often. smile

gillybob Sat 02-Mar-13 11:39:47

Yes Harrigran I can appreciate someone disliking a package holiday. But to describe it as "my idea of hell" is another thing entirely. confused

annodomini Sat 02-Mar-13 11:55:52

kitty, that's a Hitchcock scenario if ever there was one!

harrigran Sat 02-Mar-13 11:57:39

Visions of holiday reps with pitchforks forcing people on to boat trips and to attending barbecues on beaches grin

gillybob Sat 02-Mar-13 12:05:07

I am not sure which package holidays you are describing Harrigran but certainly none that I have ever been on? Perhaps it was an 18-30 ? grin

Mind you a holiday of any kind sounds good to me !

annodomini Sat 02-Mar-13 12:15:51

It's always possible to go on a cheap package deal - if you're lucky - and do your own thing once you get there.

gillybob Sat 02-Mar-13 12:47:50

Exactly Anno . A package holiday simply consists of a hotel and a flight (and a resort transfer should you not be hiring a car or taking a taxi) . The hotel can be chosen according to budget and once you arrive you can do whatever you like, whenever you like. My DH and I have had some lovely "package holidays" in the past where we have only used the hotel as a base and travelled around doing our own thing. smile

Galen Sat 02-Mar-13 13:03:32

Dorset on a cruise you can be solitary if you want to. If I wanted I could have all my meals, the same choice as in the restaurant ' in my room. Never mingle with passengers and just watch the scenery go by, then go ashore in the ports.
In fact, if I feel I don't want company that's what I do. I can spend hours just sitting looking at the sea.

soop Sat 02-Mar-13 14:13:42

To find myself on a tight-rope over a gorge.
To be locked in a very small room full of "reality tv celebs"...
To wake up tomorrow morning to realise that I had toiled in the garden [in my dreams.]
Ariadne A big warm huggle from me to you. smile

feetlebaum Sat 02-Mar-13 14:52:45

One word - karaoke.

JustMe Sat 02-Mar-13 15:38:43

To have to eat offal. Of any sort. I was force fed it as a child and never really recovered!

Also listening to someone's iPod on a train or plane. It makes me want to scream at them. As it is, I just glare a lot, but that doesn't work. angry

grumppa Sat 02-Mar-13 15:59:51

You can't beat tripes a la mode de Caen in a Normandy fishing port like Honfleur, JustMe, even when the plumber marches through the restaurant having seen to a blocked loo in the WC, with a very grubby-looking plunger over his shoulder!

Agree about the iPods, though.

matson Sat 02-Mar-13 16:05:11

having to relive the last three years again x