Oh Gally, how I laughed at your cucumber v.cauliflowers. Really is funny how when we come to describe something, the name just comes out of your mouth as if it had been hovering there all the time!! ....does the fact that we can still laugh at other peoples lack of marbels mean that we are actually still endowed with enough of our own to work out they are crazy, and we are normal! Well I know what I mean anyway!!
Sets of specs in every room!!! I live in a one bedroom bungalow. I have 8 pairs of specs (thanks to the pound shop). The 9th is kept in the car! Even I cant believe that I wouldn't be able to lay hands on a pair if wanted, but having found one pair in the fridge, and another balanced on top of a plantpot outside, then found 3 pairs all together sitting on the arm of a chair, but of course I could not find then as they were invisable!! - I think I need to revist the pound shop to double my hoard!!
Number plates! Oh dear! Got pulled in by Mr Plod the other week and when asked my number plate, I asked him to move, so I could get out of the car, walked round and read it to him!! Apparently the reason he was asking me was to acertain that I had not stolen it!!
I clearly remember my Mum who is now 98 yrs old, parking her car in Leeds City centre when she was in her mid 80's. Swore black was white it had been stolen from where she had parked it. She had this poor innocent person call the police for her. Her car was found two street away where she had parked it!! If she could loose a car in her mid 80's, can anyone imagine what she is capable of now!!!!! Grief! Me and my specs have nothing on her..
Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield. Would you let him in your house?


I'll try again. Give me strength.
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