Vaginal Knitting!!! ??

But it's a new synthesis I wish I hadn't witnessed MiceElf

Yes, MiceElf well I would have said that but I was busy crocheting what's left of my pubic hair!

Aw When, you've just made me choke on my biscuit . But got me thinking back to the 'knit wit', after a few children, will she be able to move on to contrasting colours using 2 balls?

Excellent merlotgran

Think the thesaurus has disappeared *MiceElf

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whenim

She will probably be able to use those 400grm Aran balls

May we see a photo of your finished creation when

Is it going to be a table mat when, or a doormat?

MiceElf - that reminds me of when my DD was doing a degree in Art History. The pretentiousness of some of the books she had to read was mind-boggling. Sometimes she would present us with a page to read and the entire family would put their brains together and come to the conclusion that the page said nothing at all. Emperor's new clothes and all that.

I feel that we all ought be treated to a photo of when's crochet item.

In fact, all Gnetters could produce a square each and we might be able to make a scarf for Santa.

My ginger square may need a bit of colour coordination

OOH - wouldn't want it anywhere near my table!!!

Just had a peek at the video (didn't watch it before I only read the script)
It shows menstrual blood mixed in with the knitting. She says she has to 'tug' at it more due to it being 'wet'

Surely she should get out more.

Oh ok Mishap..it is Christmas. ''Not tonight dear I have to finish this knitting for Gransnet..''

Her OH might say" um...dear I think you forgot something!"

Or, he could join in and catch any slipped stitches.

I hope her OH uses a condom

Lovely micelf you could get a job writing those little blurbs to stick on the walls of galleries. Exhibition catalogues even. You should contact Saatchi.

Careful! Some people are very allergic to wool!

It must be much quicker to knit with the balls of yarn on the sofa beside you – and produce a far more reliable tension.

Depends on the state of your pelvic floor absent

Just to clarify.
My previous comment "She will probably be able to use those 400grm Aran balls"
Was meant in response to Agus's comment ..... "But got me thinking back to the 'knit wit', after a few children, will she be able to move on to contrasting colours using 2 balls?"

It began to look to me as if is was a response to Whenim crochet idea.

Sadly, I had to give up on my crochet project as it was a little too ambitious. My first stumbling block was converting the amount of yarn needed into available scatterings of lady garden. However, I shan't give up now my artistic bent has been tickled. I'm sure I can find something useful to make with the contents of my dustbin!