Me skive, I DON"T THink SO, see that chandelier over the bar gleaming, well it was me whot cleaned i t with my feather duster.
I"ll grant you I may have had the odd sitdown but it was hard work going up ladders to reach it!
Anyway , I will not be able to attend tonight after all as I had forgotten it is the finals of the shove half penny completion at the "Senior Centre Drop in", and I am in with a very good chance of winning top prize of a bottle of "EMVA" cream sherry!! 2nd prize a bottle of Sanatogen tonic wine
That will put a twinkle in Mr N"S eye !
Have the best time !