Christmas jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on 24th December?

It's Christmas Eve!

Anyone telling a Christmas joke should always start:

"This one will sleigh you..."

I'd best not post mine - s'abit rudey.

Not strictly a joke but can anyone name the ten reindeers named in either songs or poems?

Oh come on Juney - don't leave us in suspense!!

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.

Rudolph, Donna, Blixen, there's 3 Anya

Dancer and Prancer?

So far you're in the lead NanKate ....but I think you've amalgamated Blitzen and Vixen [tchgrn] so in the spirit of Christmas we'll call that 4!!

I meant!

So far we have

Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen, Vixen, Dancer and Prancer. Six down, four to go.

Wasn't there a Dasher?

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

Christmas Quackers - I know, terrible isn't it, but DGS thinks it's very funny.

Anya, is your question a Christmas joke? I thought there were only 8 Reindeer

Yes, Dasher, that's brought it to 7!

Yes, it's sort of jokey Shanda ....but there is an answer. I used to give this to HTs at this time of year as a warm up to a training session. It was funny watching them trying to get it. Only once did one group be all 10.

Okay, thanks Anya, am really interested in knowing the answer. Was Comet one?

Yes, Comet brings us to 8.

Deep breath - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen plus Rudolph.

The 10th is Olive - "Olive the other reindeer"

Was told this by a small child - prompted by her Dad!

To recap, Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet, Donner and Blitzen. and Rudolph.

Just 2 to go.

Thanks sunseeker for giving the answer. I spent a couple of hours working out why the 10th was Olive, even though you gave a clue. My OH says I have no sense of humour, not true though, I have, it just takes me a long time to get jokes

Another Christmas cracker joke:

How do you know Santa has to be a man?
- No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!

sunseeker my DGC's favourite Christmas joke too ie the nasty reindeer. 'Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names!'

Just heard this one. What does a BHS Christmas tree look like?

.....

It has no branches! GROAN!

That's quite good

Reindeer CUPID. That' s all I thought

OK.

The 10 reindeer are Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen ( from the poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas) and Rudolph and Olive (from Rudolph the Re-Nosed Reindeer song)