Does my bum look big in this

My DH is at the stage when he says 'you'll be sending it back anyway! Now I don't ask him and keep sending things back.
The sizing is impossible now.

My DH picks things out of the racks in shops, if he likes them, and says "that's nice, it'll suit you" - my usual reply is "I don't want to walk about dressed like Margaret Thatcher!" Hence I take no notice of his sartorial advice!

I learned a long time ago not to ask my Partner for his opinion. If he had his way ie: I would be wearing clothes like his mother used to wear.
A few years ago I had my long hair chopped off and completely restyled by my wonderful and trusted hairdresser who I gave free rein to. She then dyed it in shades of dark blond, something that I would never, ever have dared to try.
The result was amazing. My family and my friends, loved it and it really did take a few years off me. It boosted my confidence enormously, but my Partner hated it, and still does. He does like to have a dig at it now and again.
Suffice to say.
I take absolutely no notice of his opinion, and gently remind him at least I HAVE hair.
Bless him.?

I do see men shopping for clothes with their partners and am always astonished that they take an interest! picking things out of racks - send him to the coffee shop!!

I recently asked DD f the cot I was wearing was OK at my age. Borderline, she said!

Annifrance the cot must have been a bit hard, not to mention draughty!

When I was shopping for trousers for myself DH tried his best to be helpful. "How about these?" he asked, "it says extra large." That was not the kind of helpful assistance I was looking for.

Whenever I ask my husband if "I look alright in this" and he says yes, I immediately change into another outfit, as he has no taste whatsover! It has become a running joke with us!

NEVER, EVER ask a man's opinion of your outfit/appearance - after all, they're (well, most of 'em) quite content to wear the same suit day in/day out and year in/year out.

Until it's falls to bits - and then they get a new one and the same thing happens all over again......

And any man who wears those dreadful, baggy Cargo Shorts in the summer probably can't even spell the word "fashion" never mind have a clue what it is.

dihut Did you take the dead pidgeon off? I absolutely hate them too , every wedding I go to all the women wear them , they look so silly . My Mum who got her words mixed up called them ` fornicators` !

I've heard them called 'fabrications', 'incidentals' and 'pokey head bits' - that was DGD's description.
I really dislike fascinators, probably because I look like a circus pony in them!