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vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

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petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 15:54:59

i read today that clelbs are flocking to have their vaginas steamcleaned
three things occured to me.

are staff in A+E geared up to treating internal third degree burns

how do you run the area in cold water on the burnt bits

and i wonder what the nozzle looks like

ps-dont think ill be doing this. i dont get mucky enough for a steam clean

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Glammy57 Mon 24-Jun-19 19:49:49

No more comments from me. I don’t want to be responsible for any grandmother having a fit of the vapours.

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SirChenjin Mon 24-Jun-19 21:16:01

Steam vapours? wink

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trisher Mon 24-Jun-19 22:15:30

This thread has suddenly brought a song into my mind. I can't remember all of it just the chorus-sung with a London accent
"Down Below"
The bit that comes to me is " but the something something something has a different kind of smell
And we know it very well
Down Below"
Anybody help me out with this?

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hugshelp Mon 24-Jun-19 22:32:48

How would madam like her vagina today?
Steamed, boiled, or lightly poached?

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