vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

I've just crossed my legs!

Too funny. Bet Victoria Beckham does it, too! ?

No the wonder she always looks like she has just sucked a lemon! Why would anyone have this done? Certainly not for me. x

Well, she's just silly. Who on earth would want to steam clean their insides! ?

And what about the anus bleaching celebs go in for? . Stings I wouldn't wonder. Nothing a wire brush and Dettol couldn't cure. ?

Thanks for the laughs ladies

I hope mine never gets that dirty

Ooh yes a nice steam clean. I think I’ll go for having my old vaginal wallpaper removed and something more modern instead. Perhaps varnish or pale green emulsion.
Should I have my pelvic floor done at the same time, do you think? Wood laminate or tiles? Certainly not underfloor heating as it’s warm enough down there as it is.

In a squeaky David Beckham voice: “ooh, er Victoria, I told you not to eat them lemons”!

Doodle Lino would be easy to clean ?
I'll stick to my Dustbuster for clearing away the cobwebs

So funny cheered me up!

Wobbles

Don't give anyone ideas. Reportedly there have been cases of women using a Hoover to try and end their periods early.

I didn't just learn this from a PP. I actually saw an article about this on Facebook the other day. According to the article, healthcare providers are becoming concerned because they have treated actual cases of this happening.

I will just live with a dirty fanny if a daily shower is not enough. Yuk

Just when you think nothing else will surprise you!

The first laugh I've had all day!

Paltrow is usually as mad as a box of frogs but she's taken it to another level this time.

agnurse
That's awful in so many different ways

Good grief ! Sounds like something from " Benidorm "---Blow and Go.
The woman isn't right in the head. I laughed though.

It adds a new meaning to steam-cleaning your rug.

The good news is that our Gwynnie has just the very thing for your new steam cleaned vagina..... shove a stone egg up it!

‘^According to Goop's claims, inserting these egg-shaped stones into one's vagina for a period of^ time would help balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles, prevent uterine prolapse, and increase bladder control.

Form an orderly queue please ladies.

I had a quick look on YouTube and found a clip of a woman setting up a kind of commode arrangement, complete with boiling scented water, which presumably she was going to sit on, in front of an electric socket in the wall.

Double whammy?

Lol merlot!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frs2-0Hx2fg

I love her final comment: 'Have a wonderful night!'

BBbevan. I won't ever be able to listen to Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' in the same way again - ever!

I'm expecting a busy weekend so 'Yes please'. Next Monday @9am and could I have a fragrance? ???

just watched the youtube clip.
my oh my, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, if this is what 'the woman who has everything' decides to do next, I fear she might no longer have 'everything' after the treatment!