vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

Please, please stop posting so that this thread drops off the active page! It is quite disturbing!

Paltrow is totally insane. Vacuum cleaning etc. Now I’ve heard everything. Good thing - poss get rid of all those celebs who I never recognise who have more money than sense to put themselves out of their misery! Good grief!

Squeaky clean?

But if our lady gardens are self cleaning why are there all those jokes about them smelling like fish. Only asking.

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this is the best thread ever!!

More money than sense? No sense at all, anyways.

What if you hoover your fanny inside out, eh? Induce a prolapse? Good grief. With all the urgent issues to focus on, Paltrow picks a steamed noony?

I hope she puts the process on You Tube for our delectation....
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Can it do your oven at the same time?

Well I guess that would flush the bats out of my abandoned mine!

Merlot I've just watched the video you posted and I'm now wondering what ads are going to keep popping up on my screen!!

She's crackers - and stupid too. We need all the natural lubrication we can get, especially at our age when it's beginning to dry up.
I wonder what the men think? I've heard they like that fishy smell

So do you suppose men are going to start asking before they will do anything "When were you last steam cleaned?"

Who would want a job at that salon looking at assorted bushes and lady gardens every day?

Just makes me think of a vacuum cleaner and I start to feel like a furry carpet !!!

These people are seriously mad. I always get cross hearing this sort of rubbish because I think of the many wonderful causes this money could be spent on.

Do you think the (rather elderly but nice) man who comes to steam clean my oven would mind me asking?

Oh Grans, you are a wicked lot. And squeaky clean as well. Have been having a lot of 'renovation down under' laughs. ?

Oh I've had my laugh for today !!

My oven cleaner cancelled last week - maybe he was worried I'd ask for a price for a job lot.

Try not to think about mine these days. Last time I saw it it looked like an old Brillo pad

Obviously these celebrities have more money than sense. I'm sure such a treatment is unnecessary! Well done whoever dreamed up making money out of the rich in this way!

Poor Gwynnie awoke with a scream,
She'd just had a horrible dream,
But it soon became clear
She had nothing to fear,
She'd forgotten to turn on the steam!

Didn't Joanna Lumley have something similar in a village somewhere? - I think on her Asian travels, but can't remember now.

Oh how I needed a good belly laugh today - and this was it - especially the thought of Dyson bringing out a new nozzle! Brilliant!