vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

Haven’t got anything to add, but this has made me cry with laughter whilst waiting for a delayed train! Keep going ladies!

This has been a lot of fun! I must go and check the undergrowth...... ?

This is so funny and bizarre. Look for “Bonjela on my fanjo”. I was reading this old post 2 years ago whilst sitting on a balcony in Portugal reading it out to my husband who found it as funny as I did.

This thread had me belly laughing - such funny replies. I agree with all and most importantly agree that GP is away with the fairies. Too much money and too much time on her hands, she needs to stop focusing on herself and look after her family.

I am just wondering?

Whilst lying there awaiting the "procedure"

Would one get a choice?

Dyson (more suction)!
Bex bissell (rotating brush heads)!
Morphy Richards (removes Pet hair)!
Vax (wet & dry)!
etc etc

What about the attachment for going under the sofa cushions? I might find a small fortune up there.

Is that where all our loose change goes?

Pennies from heaven?

Bex Bissell sounds right for me! ?

Gwynnie is on Graham Norton tonight. Apparently she'll be encouraging us to 'nourish the inner aspect.'

Never heard it called that before.

Newnanny Sue
Have never posted before but this has really made me chuckle when I wasn't in a very chuckling mood so thanks everyone + keep it up ! Lol .

Perhaps it should be renamed Bex Bristle?

Did anyone see her on Graham Norton? I thought the other guests were very kind to her - although perhaps that's because they were all blokes who generally have a poor grasp of the downstairs goings-on in women and probably didn't fully understand what she was wittering on about. She does seem to truly belief the guff she speaks - it would have been brilliant if someone like Miriam Margolyes had been on the sofa with her .

Please, please, please stop posting on this thread!!!!!

I didn't see Graham Norton, but perhaps we should ask him to invite her back - along with Miriam Margolyes! Brilliant suggestion, SirChenjin

Squiffy

Don't be a killjoy kittylester this has been the funniest thread for ages

Miriam Margoyles is my least favourite guest to be on Graham Norton - her conversation is disgusting. I'm not fond of GP but at least when she speaks of feminine matters she is ladylike - or as ladylike as you can be when you speak about steam cleaning your down belows!

Miriam Margoyles obviously needs a steam clean!! (I think she's hilarious!)

yes it’s very important to be noce and ladylike when you’re talking about putting herbs and steam up your fou fou

Nice even

It’s the steam radiating from my <whispers> downstairs lady nether regions, it’s blocking the view of my keyboard

DaniRae - “down belows”? Do you mean the servants quarters? ?

servants quarters - gives Tweeny a whole new meaning!