The Old Argy Bargy Bar.....a new lease of life!

No soop it’s Monty and you’ve gone and got yourself all entwined round him. Poor man can’t move. Those knickers of yours have got him in a headlock ?

Yes lemon I think I’ll have ......... one of everything to start with. ?

It’s a funny thing but on checking the cellar I find we are completely out of gin! We had a delivery of two crates of the stuff last Friday, where’s it gone?
Soop and Carillion have gone too..... could the two things be connected??

Coming up Doodle ????? you can certainly hold your booze.
What ‘night’ shall we have on Friday, Spanish Night, Welsh Night, Australian Night, whaddya think?

hic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Australian night!! Count me in, cobber.
I'll bring me swag ready for a sleepover and some stubbies for the barbie.

soop what are you doing up at this time of night consorting with this drunken lot of reprobates?

We wouldn’t want to cook your ciggie stubs Call ?
But you can certainly bring a few prawns for the barbie and some amber nectar.
That’s settled then, OZ NITE on Friday night. Am off to practise my Waltzing Mathilda....

Soop is the drunken reprobate.....she’s had all me gin!

......and poor old Monty Don will never be the same.

A stubbie is a bottle of beer, lemon ?

Shall I bring my Auntie Edna from Melbourne, she loves a good party and has some fab frocks?

Oh goody Aussie night. I love a barbie. Never heard of stubbies callistemon. Oh yes please bring Auntie Edna. She’ll fit in really well with the Argy crowd ?.
I want one of those hats with all the corks on. I’ll misread have to keep opening bottles till I have enough corks ...?

Fair dinkum, Blue

Stubbies are tinnies in a glass bottle.
I think I'll bring tinnies, safer.

? do we all have to be called Sheila or Bruce? I bags being Bruce ?

Just bring booze callistemon . We drink anything ....you only need to look at soop to see that. ?

Ps I'll bring Moreton Bay bugs.

Is that a rock group Call ??
Am in early to prepare the bar for tonight, the old Nespresso machine is on if anyone wants coffee and help yourselves to a dash of rum ( but go easy, you need to pace yourselves today.)

It's food, lemongrove! We can throw them on the barbie.

Although, perhaps we do need a rock band to liven things up

The Perth Punkies?
Botany Bay Rockers?
Sydney and the Sex Symbols?

Now your talkin my lingo...Oz night!!!
How many minutes left till it starts...

I’ll bring some Summer Bay gin and a selection of critters to chuck on the barbs

Fear not Argy, George “Yorkey” Lawson, a fisherman originally from Yorkshire before his transportation hols to Oz is bringing his band...‘Yorkies Knob’

I bin to Yorkeys Knob

Should have remembered his band, the best in Oz!! (well, 2nd best)

Second best Calls??? Who else is alightin?

soop, I’m fierce hungry...

lemon ran Yorkeys fan club when he was still in Yorkshire, that’s how he ended up vacating to Oz...????