Miss Marydoll’s Birthday Bash ????

Cor, sory I'm late, gels, had an appointment but this is far more important.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuO7Vtr9Q-A

I didnt have time to make a cake either but I see sum of you has been busy, there should be plenty to go round.

I made sossij rolls

oops, should of said

Happy Birthday to the Best Teecher in the Werld Miss Marydoll!

Fanks for th bownsee cassel Miss!
I bownsed an’ twirld till I wuz dizzi - grate fun !!

Woz it yore hed I bashd min agens Puzzler? I got a lump lik a egg on my forrid now!

Oh pour bathsheba I bet it woz pants coz she so cleber her braynes mus be so big shed kneed a big ed two keyp them in.?
Ope willa getz ere soon. I put sum pawtee food in a bag four her in kase sum won eatz it all ?

Any fule no that u doan’t bownse on a bownsey cassel wen you have bin eatin whelks an eclairs.?

Thas reelee kynde ov yoo Doods. I fink Willa wil prolly bee yore bestest fren now!

lemon yous bin rumigin in the Argy bins agin.?

Kant wate four too O clok when Miss cums. Iz dat when v likkle and is at the top pants?

Gilty as chargd Doodle ( the whelks wer a bit off.)

I hope yous dat bin bownsin hav bin dwin yor pelvik flor xercisis uvverwyse yoo mite hav a axident

squiffy I got nover pear of nickas in kase ?

Doods I ope thay veree fick nikkas!

Corse squiffy my botle gween ones wiv sclastic.

Aww how’s yor pawly head Bath? Sorwy if it waz me.
My mom alays sez I am lik a bul in a chyna shop.

I haz to ware navi bloo big nikas.
An’ I meen BIG - my big sista ‘ad em befor me.

Big nikkas is gwd coz yoo can hyde fings in them lyke sweetis ??? but choklits a bit dojjy coz it melts

puzzler I bet thay lik myne only myne r gween. ?
Can we av sum food know and wate for miss to cum an blows out her candiles. ?.
Sawsige woll anywuns? ?

Ooooohh yeh. Pleez.

Squiffy I do keep curly wurlies in the big Nikas and the choklit gos awl over my ‘ankie on warm days.

Doodle doo yoo fink Miss’s boyfren has took her out for the aftrtnoon ?

pants I’ve brung the sanwychis up and put dem on d tayble.
I wurked ard getin them all nice for Miss

Praps Miss’s Admyra has tookd her teo by nu shoos ?

Oh yes probly. We kud av sum niblies and save her cak for when she cum in ?

Happy Birthday Miss. Here is the piñata full of sweeties. There is the big stick for thumping the piñata not anyone/thing else. There are loads of sweeties to go around so no shoving. Miss gets to go first. ??? for the ceilidh. Have some of youse got a party piece, a poem, dance, song or joke for the ceilidh? I have lots of jokes but some of them are vulgar???