Miss Marydoll’s Birthday Bash ????

Ooh vay look taysty Doods ??

Miss is a star

Wot time is the muzik startin Feeling?
I can sing God Save D’Kween but I ony no words to 1 vers.

Pleez can yoo pas me a sawnwij Doodle ? I’d weely lik a
Jam one.

I’ve put The Corries on in the background to start off but turn it up as loud as you want coz Miss is a little deaf. As it is a virtual party her feet won’t get sore dancing. I hope she is bringing Mr Marydoll* coz I’ve put “Save the last dance for me” for them.

I got sum joks for the kaylee.

Wot dyoo caul a rooler, pertraktor and a cumpass awl hangin out togevva?
Weppons of maths instrukshun.

Wot did the aykorn say wen he growd up?
Gee Im a tree. (I don reelee get dis wun tho)

My teecha arskd me why I woz doin my sums on the flore.
I sed: “Yoo tol us to do em wivvout usin taybuls.”

Bath Geometry.
Miss avnet tort it uz yet.

I ‘membered a pome:

I’m a little teapot, short an’ stout,
Here’s my ‘andel, here’s my spowt.
Wen I get awl steamed up hear me showt!
“Tip me up an’ pore me owt”.
☕️

Late again..... I almost missed the party because I'm walking slow today and I couldn't find it. Here's a nice mug with stuff inside but also had trouble posting the picture so class could see :0 (

There's some lovely markers so you can always leave your mark....
some paper clips so you'll keep it together and lots of pencils so we'll know you're always 'write'.

Have a Happy Birthday Miss!

OK....let's celebrate!!!

Ello willa glad you mayde it. I got sum fude four yous in kase it all got eatid.?

bathsheba I wub yous joks. Deys xcilint.???

here's a funny one.....

Thieves broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets (loos).

....and the police are saying they have nothing to go on

Hears anuvva won.

Wot snayk lykes sums?


An adda ???

Thanks Doodle! Yo0 a truel friend for saving me fude. Yumm delishus!

puzzler yous poem gud two.
I fink we shud get on wiv d partee an dancin whyle we wate for miss to cum for her cak.
pants is goin to rite a not four us awl so wez can be loud to stay up layte to kep ve partee goin.
Ave yous bin on ve bounceee kastil yet willa
?? we can av sum fiwoks latr only likle wuns not danejerus wuns ?

Yous joks is makin me chok on mynes sandywitch. ?

Here's anudder.....

A man went to the doctor's and asked, 'Have you got anything for wind?' ....and the doctor gave him a kite!

Bouncy Castle sounds like fun.....we can do lots of summersoults!

Courrier service for a Miss Marydoll??. Miss Marydoll, I have a greeting to read out to you:

If E=MC squared how old are you today?
Quick as a flash the answer is light years ahead of the rest but you remain the same age as you were when you travelled.
You have travelled Miss Marydoll but you are as old as you were the first time you did.

Happy Birthday ?

The bouncy castle was fun, willa but I shouldn't have eaten all those fish paste sandwidges and cake before I went on.

That is very clever willa, are you the supply teacher tomorrow when Miss has a hangover feels a bit tired after today's festivities?

I got anubba wun:

Wy iz the korna the hottis part ov the rum?
Beekoz itz 90 degreez!

Hi,I'm new to all of this , but hopefully I'll enjoy taking part ?

Wellcum to de madhowse 1234jessica! Cum and joyn us at de partee

Hi class, thanks for giving me such a lovely day, as things have been tough recently.
You are such a lovely bunch, Gransnet at it's very best.
It is so lovely to see newcomers in the class, I hope we see more of you in the future.

I will ease you all in gently tomorrow, taht is if I can drag myself out of bed. ?

Now behave and stay out of that den of iniquety, The Argy
I will be in later to check, I hope it has been cleaned up. Mmmmm, I wonder, should I bring a mask?

Hello 1234jessica. Cum an av a go wiv me on the bowncee carsel! An if yoo lik, yoo kan cum to skul tomorro aswel. Jus luk out for a thred in the Games forum cawlled sumfink lik 'Friday's Brainteaser: Miss Marydoll's........' Itz gud fun! Ile sav yoo a plaiss.