Female Orgasm Day

See you in two hours or so, then

Be right back....

Elegran - your last line is brilliant!!!

Here are some further suggestions for celebrating unlikely to ever happen/have happened events:

No Social Media Day (this would be a great idea IMHO)

Drive for 60 miles to Test your Eyesight Day (If it's OK for one, it's OK for all, but i'd like advance notice so I stay off the road)

and especially for (Mr?) Spangler -

Helpful Husbands Day

I'm sure others will think of many more.

Female Orgasm Day - that's got to be "Fake News" surely. [Grin]

My wife has a rare condition in that when she sneezes she has an orgasm.

You should take something for that, I told her.

I do she replied. Pepper!

I’ve heard men can get frisky too when the weather is hot - Spangler and Grandad , you’re on fine form ?

It's a great day for the old crocks race - a rally once a year and they have to be started by hand.

Only once a year, and TODAY'S THE DAY!

lemongrove

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.?

No not at all lenongrove. Many women have an orgasm just looking at me. ????

Really? It's a warm day so only if its in the garden!

Spangler ?

TrendyNannie6

???well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

Female orgasm day? You know what proves, don't you?

That women can moan, even when they are happy.

I shall say nothing about being up for the challenge.

That’s great eazybee ?

Lisa ...Of course not, but it was written by a Trollop (e) now you potter off and check your jugs.?

I once taught a girl who persuaded the boys in the class it was National Bunches Day, and they, mostly , spent the day with their hair scraped into bunches, 'for charity.'
She is now, I believe, a very senior executive in a very male dominated business.

Oh come on!

What’s the book, lemongrove? Fifty shades......

I would prefer to enjoy a slice of cake, a cuppa and a good book today...far too hot for any hanky panky.

Enjoy

Absolutely. It doesn't always take two to tango?

???well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

‘ A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle’ Illte ?

Oh dear. I darent type my response to that.
Think okey kokey?

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.?

Presumably it’s bored journalists who make up these days....or comedians.?

I've already celebrated ?