I once got someone like her a card that read "Rub here to feel SPECIAL today" (the word "special" was embossed) and inside the card I wrote something like "Hope this does it for you".
People like that are just annoying, I say to them "All you have to do with a gift is to gracefully (or gratefully) receive it. It's not that hard!"
Does Israel want full scale war in the Middle East?