Lucca
"Hmmm. Can you get pretty/stylish bumBags? Or Fannypacks as I believe they’re called in the USA"
Yes I believe 'Fanny' over there is the bum! I remember a fitness programme where the instructor shouts"Fanny tight repeat!" 
Feeling hurt and unappreciated
How do you keep in touch with old friends?
Wes Streeting announces we have 1,000 days to prepare for war.



