The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

My false bottom is where I keep my accounts ( creative accounting is my speciality)?
Has anyone seen the llamas? They are suspiciously quiet, as is the Admiral, although he looks a knockout as Bonnie ( I quite fancy you as Clyde Doodle) ☺️Must have had too many ‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello’s tonite!

(Whispers reverently) Do you think George might be there, still??

Lemon is keeping her jewellery safe in her false bottom.

Doodle, that watch was in Freddy the Fence’s pocket, did you give it to him in return for favours?
I think Constable Coppem has sussed out Lemons false bottom, we could preempt the charges and do him for up skirting.
Maybe that’s where she hides the takings, we’ve looked everywhere else. Only to protect them of course.

Just thought I’d pop in for a quick one........ Found my old cat burglar clothes and managed to squeeze myself into them, with the help of some baby oil - I can always rely on my neighbour to help with little jobs like that, such a gent.

It is a very large bottom. There must be thousands in there

Arse envy!?
Ever since I had a Kardashian enhancement.
Now, karaoke time, I shall crawl up onto the bar and give you a good ‘un ....
‘Staaaaand and delivvvver, your money or your life, I am a dandy highwayman.....

Ooh lemon you are awful ....but I like you. ?
ixion you’re not still drooling over George are you........sigh..poor girl.
Laura I don’t know what you mean. as if.
If lemon keeps all our takings in her false bottom we’d better make sure we keep a close eye on her when we have curry night ?
Lisa we’ve told you before, you’re not allowed to do business in here. If you are having a quick one, go round the back alley where no one can see you.

Sorry Doodle, I’ll slip round the back now (funny, I just heard someone say that )

......and get those large jugs off the bar!

Well, my song went down well, who’s up next?

Lisagran

Ooh, Doodle, that sounds the ideal job for me! I could do my yoga exercises for the ‘inmates’ - my Downward Dog has quite a fan club.......

I bet it’s nothing compared to my crouching tiger....not to mention my hidden dragon.

Just drank two coppers truncheons?
What exactly were those crushed blue pills in it?

No, you're right, doodle, time to move on?
Any nice coppers at that table over there?

Am sure I used to know the burly copper with a tash, he used to live near me in Letsby Avenue.

That's Sergeant Donga Lemon

The coppers truncheon was really for the men to drink and us to enjoy Lemon, not sure what affect the little blue pills will have on you, perhaps you’ll find you have very pert nipples later.

Ah yes! Old Longa Donga.....I remember him well.

Everything about me is pert Laura ?

Karaoke, ?chains, my baby’s got me wrapped up in chains?

Here’s rich Reggie with my supper ( since the llamas have eaten all the buffet) mmmmmn, lobster ‘n’ chips, very tasty.
Hope it doesn’t clash with the cocktails...

Longa Donga used to take us behind the police station to reprimand us.

lemongrove

Everything about me is pert Laura ?

Lisa
Pert means small and well shaped lemon not bulbous and dragging on the floor

Now he’s older, I don’t think Longa Donga’s donga is as longa as it used to be. ?

What a nite!
It’s taken me all weekend to recover.....
The takings exceed all expectations ( and my expectations were very high) ?am well pleased.
Back to reality now and the cleaning rota is pinned up in the scullery ( George is pinned up in the cellar) ?and all is well with the world ( in The Argy anyway.)
A pint of creme de menthe please Thor with a cherry and a pineapple slice.?