You see, I've only got 2, and I need 3.
One to put over my mouth when I cough, one to hold my ribs, which hurt when I cough, and the extra one to hold the top of my head which feels as if it's going to fly off when I cough.
So, I think the easiest for an assistant to help with would be the head.
Shin pads might be advisable, because the speed and gay abandon with which I cross my legs when I cough could carry considerable risk of injury!
Bought the wrong Hot Cross Buns 😩
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