You see, I've only got 2, and I need 3.
One to put over my mouth when I cough, one to hold my ribs, which hurt when I cough, and the extra one to hold the top of my head which feels as if it's going to fly off when I cough.
So, I think the easiest for an assistant to help with would be the head.
Shin pads might be advisable, because the speed and gay abandon with which I cross my legs when I cough could carry considerable risk of injury! 
Good Morning Thursday 13th August 2026
The solar eclipse on Wednesday 12th August







so anything could happen!
As Rufus Sewell is, apparently, otherwise engaged would a far more mundane approach help? I'm thinking of a wide scarf bound around your ribcage. It's surprisingly effective, if not as exciting as Mr S! In your condition, excitement may not be a good thing! 
