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grandmajet Tue 16-Mar-21 14:36:38

I really, really dislike the sound of people eating. The worst are those who eat with their mouth open, but even people eating quite politely make a noise which makes me cringe. I’m fine in a pub/restaurant where there is background noise, but at home I have to switch on the radio when we have our lunch together.
What noises can’t you bear?

BBJS Wed 17-Mar-21 15:07:02

Reference to "Chicago": " Barny was chewing gum, and popping it. So I took the shotgun from the wall and fired two warning shots straight into his Head - he had it coming.....

I can hear this song now while reading all your posts about annoying noises; she got life in prison.

Gingster Wed 17-Mar-21 15:12:39

Yes the custard one too. Teeth on edge

gillyknits Wed 17-Mar-21 15:29:26

My DH can do multi decibel sneezes that make my ears hurt. He also has a habit of bashing his teeth (his own not false) together when he’s eating and it echoes like a horse eating a carrot. Can’t bear metal scraping on saucepans either.

jaylucy Wed 17-Mar-21 15:48:58

I'm also a sniffer hater! many a morning I have been stuck on a bus with someone sitting behind me , sniffing. I have on more than one occasion handed out tissues to the culprit!
One of my brothers hates the sound of when you pull cotton wool apart!

chrissy08 Wed 17-Mar-21 15:49:09

The sound of a keyboard being tapped really sends me over the edge ?

grandmajet Wed 17-Mar-21 16:01:16

Haha BBJS, I remember that scene too!

I’ve only once been to see a ballet - I didn’t think it would be my scene but we went to see The Nutcracker as I knew I’d like the music - but I found the noise of the ballet shoes scuffing over the floor really horrible! I never went again.

Galaxy62 Wed 17-Mar-21 16:25:54

Here’s a funny one, the sound of dry skin on hands being rubbed together, makes me cringe ?

GreenGran78 Wed 17-Mar-21 16:33:18

Good heavens! I don’t know how some of you manage to get through the day without having a nervous breakdown.
While a loud, ongoing and persistent noise might irritate me a little I can honestly say that my tolerance levels are very high. I never realised that so many people are sensitive to the trivialities of life’s sounds. I must be very lucky.

Patsy70 Wed 17-Mar-21 16:49:47

You are very lucky GreenGran78. I wonder if GNs on this thread are guilty of making unbearable noises. ? Maybe men are more tolerant? misty34, my sympathies! ?

kittypaws49 Wed 17-Mar-21 17:10:38

A lot of the above, the rubbing together of dry hands is one of the worst. I had a friend who whenever we sat for a coffee together would tap with her fingernails on the table to emphasise her point. It drove me bonkers, I had to ask her to stop. My son is really sensitive to noises, clocks ticking, his father's noisy eating, his nail picking, my scraping my shoe on the edge of the table. But reading how many things you've all mentioned that bother me too, I can see where he gets it from !

Jaxie Wed 17-Mar-21 17:18:46

What about the washing machine bleeping when it’s finished the cycle... and bleeping and bleeping and bleeping until I drag my rickety bones up to switch it off.

Bazza Wed 17-Mar-21 17:21:46

Any rapping “music.”
Snoring
Screaming
Motorbikes.

Could go on, but don’t want to seen intolerant!

songstress60 Wed 17-Mar-21 17:41:03

I can't stand club music in gymns or shops, motor bikes and if I am in someone's house the sound of a caged bird! My friend used to have a budgie and she put it in another room when I visited. the screeching got on my nerves.

Magrithea Wed 17-Mar-21 18:08:13

Interesting that this thread has started as I'm being driven mad by DH's noisy eating! He slurps and chomps and I swear it's got worse. If I tell him about it he shrugs it off.

I've just seen Patsy70's comment about sneezing - he does that too!!!!

Jillyjosie Wed 17-Mar-21 19:02:28

Sorry, I can't stand the noise of next door's primary school age children! The two boys roar and shout or make endless noises that seem to resemble engines and their small sister whines and squeals especially when they tease her. We can hear them through the walls not just in the garden and even my patient DH gets annoyed. hmm

grandmajet Wed 17-Mar-21 19:30:58

Maybe we’ve all been locked in with the perpetrators of the annoying sounds for the past year!

CraftyGranny Wed 17-Mar-21 19:31:00

I can't abide hearing someone blowing their nose when in a restaurant of cafe. Really puts me off my food.

Kim19 Wed 17-Mar-21 19:36:02

Find it difficult to be in the presence of anyone chomping on an apple. Would never say anything, of course, as they are always enjoying the experience. I just make myself as scarce as I can without being too obvious.

Nanniejude Wed 17-Mar-21 19:43:47

My husbands snoring/grunting!!!!

Yorki Wed 17-Mar-21 22:39:07

I cannot stand noisy breathers or snoring, it really winds me up especially when someone is whistling through their nose. I feel like getting a large heavy item and smacking them in the face with it. Soooo irritating.

annodomini Wed 17-Mar-21 22:56:12

A dripping tap gets on my nerves more than any noise emanating from a human being.

narrowboatnan Wed 17-Mar-21 22:58:27

I don’t like the sound of people eating loudly, but, oddly enough, I love the sound of a horse contentedly chewing its hay ?‍♀️

Nell8 Wed 17-Mar-21 23:04:24

Has anyone mentioned the horrible noise made by knuckles being cracked?

hollysteers Wed 17-Mar-21 23:14:44

The Archers theme tune, can’t stand the programme, so nearly break my neck to switch it off.
James O’Brien on LBC, not only his voice, but smug statements.

glammagran Wed 17-Mar-21 23:28:10

Sorry, [Margithea] and [Patsy70] but it’s MY husband who has the loudest sneeze in the world. The worst is when I’m not aware he is in the same room eg my back turned to him in the kitchen and he sneezes - I jump out of my skin. He has also had a constant wet cough for a few years involving lots of throat clearing which drives me INSANE. Not to mention his noisy eating. ?