The Argy Bar and Tea Room

Doodle will need to have a word with her boys, the llamas. They do get out of control when they are excited and nobody can stop them.

I’d turn the firemen’s hoses on em if they get excited- it cooled The Admiral down when he tried to mount me the other night.....?

It's true they don't like water. Doodle washes them in Lemon's expensive shampoo so they smell a bit better.

I’ll have to learn to do a quick change of outfit, AGA, just like a model.
Well, it has been said, I AM just like a model!

AGA you and ixion are doing well in coming up with new ideas to bring in the money. Llama rides for the laydees sounds great.
Day time tea room, night time cabaret and cocktails, Argy bar with the usual punters and a Wellness Centre being built. We are doing great things.
I quite fancy the cabaret at night.
I’ve had a quick word with Gnasher and as head llama he has agreed that for extra poteen rations he will make sure the others behave themselves.
Love the idea of llama blankets. We could use some in the evening for the cabaret if it gets a bit chilly up there.
People like authentic things these days. We could have choose your own llama to cuddle. ?
grandmajet get Sexy Sadie or Madam Pom Pom to fix your gowns for you. Both are mistresses of quick release clothing having worked in various strip clubs for years. Madame Pom Pom had quite an act when younger until she stood too close to a heater and her pompom got frizzled ?

Just popping by a bit late, would have been here earlier but there’s a llama blocking the road downstairs so couldn’t get past .Had a great time last night thank you all, Karaoke was great, especially when the Admiral joined in too

Brook glad you enjoyed yourself. It seems we are starting up cabaret on the upstairs terrace some evenings. Do you have an act to contribute?

Well thank you Doodle I’d love to join the cabaret with my version of Diamonds are Forever by Shirley ...

brook brilliant. One word of caution, regarding the Shirley look.......the llamas have a liking for a nice rounded bottom. They have been known to nip a bit .......

They probably think it’s a giant peach!

Didn’t Ronald Dahl write a book about it, Grandmajet?

I will give the llamas plenty of strong poteen before the cabaret so that there is no bottom biting. I can't guarantee that the Admiral won't have a go though.

Yes, pants, James and brook’s giant bottom!

Thor and I will be thinking up some exciting cocktails for the guests at the cabaret.
The Admiral has said he will do a turn singing sea shanties but as the words are a bit, a lot, risque I have asked him to save those for the bar.

Hahaha grandmajet that’s brilliant ? thank you I just knew I’d be famous one day! I’ll watch out for those llamas though ...

Pants what about you. I’m sure you have a first class cabaret act. You are bound to have a stiff git for it.
(For all those who haven’t met Pants before, you need to know she is an expert in most things and has stiffgits for her achievements. Pants mounts them in her bedroom. No need to say more, nudge nudge, wink wink ? )

Oooh pants you are clever with all those stiffgits, thank you for explaining Doodle
AGA I did think the Llamartini cocktail might be a good idea to serve for the cabaret night - extra gin of course or whatever Thor can find ..

Hectually, Doodle,I did once play the part of Sally Bowles and think I could’ve understudied Liza, I was that good....iffen I do say so meeself?

Unfortunately I had no Stiffgit for the mounting of on that particular occasion....?

Llamartini. Great idea brook.

pant what did you have to do to be awarded a stiffgit? I want one.

What is in a Llamartini, brook? Thor can find all sorts of stuff under the bar, not sure I’d want it in my drink though!

I have no Stiffgits either AGA, but I do have a brownie badge for knot tying which some gentlemen seem to appreciate. Brown Owl would be so proud!

grandmajet please tell Thor it’s it’s bucketfuls of gin with the odd apple thrown in and a splash of elderflower liqueur, best served in the tea garden over crushed ice ... if there’s no elderflower liqueur then anything syrupy will do ...

A Salty Dog for the Admiral methinks

Perhaps the Argy should have our own version of stiff gits to work towards. I’m sure Thor and Theo would be happy to help with the mounting......just keep the Admiral out of it. ?

That’s a good idea Doodle- I could take em to my bedroom and show how to do a proper mounting couldn’t I? me being an old hand at it....?