The Argy Bar and Tea Room

It's fine. His stirrer is very long so he doesn't need to be close.

Thor should wear his llama wool thong for the brewing, to avoid any accidental dangling.

Oh, hello, brook, just in time for the hot tub. Who is your money on for H?

It looks so welcoming, ixion. In I go, in time to get comfy before it starts.

It starting. Shhhhh everyone. ?

Wow.

doodle you win! Ian Buckels!
Hot tub with May Hem for you, and a vat of poteen!

We’d better all get out and leave you to it.

doodle sulks off. Don’t want a hot tub with May Hem. ☹️ Shuffle shuffle. lemon’s got Thor. Ryan’s not made his way back yet . The llamas have gone off to visit Madame Pom Pom.
Sigh.......Anyone seen the Admiral?

lemon's got Thor?
You're joking - how did that happen? We must sort this tomorrow.
Enjoy your hot tub. The floaty bits are margharita pizza crusts and the odd decorative cherry which couldn't be speared.
Jo Davidson looks happy- for the time being.

C’mon doodle, the Admiral says he’ll get in the hot tub with you, he’s got his loofah at the ready!

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I broke into went to Lemongrove Manor last night with Theo and Gnasher. I have got Thor back. Theo said he would love to be a butler and I left him in the butler's pantry.

He looks good in his butler outfit and will do whatever Lemon wants. As he is good looking and muscular and not just wearing a knitted thong I think Lemon will be quite happy. Theo is a very handy man to have around and I do need Thor for the brewing.

Bravo!
You don't think RR is part of an OCG do you?
Anyone know if Lemongrove Manor has a front door full of bolts and locks now?

Think he is dodgy enough to be involved in criminal activity.

We have Theo in there now so have access to the Manor any time. Unless he takes his butling duties seriously and throws us out.

Ooh, a CHIS, even. Our very own!

Sadly I think Theo is an upright sort of a guy iyswim

Well I’ve survived my dip in the tub with the Admiral though it was a bit of a battle. He was a bit amorous until I whacked his submarine with a bottle of bubbly. He was a bit more subdued after that.
AGA great job getting Thor back.
ixion I am sending you for training on camouflage techniques and undercover work as you seem to have an aptitude for it. If you happen to see 007 there, being him back to the Argy for grandmajet to practice her interrogation skills on him.
Rest and relax night tonight gang. Pints of poteen all round and a good sing song on the karaoke.

Ooh, thank you doodle.
But I do have ultra-sensitive skin. So no face paint techniques, if you don't mind.

Well done getting Thor back, AGA, the life drawing classes would be a flop without his outstanding presence. I’m sure Theo will help lemon out in the areas where Lord Lemongrove might struggle, so she should be happy too.

My interrogation skills involve a fierce face ?, then bringing in Ryan and his boltcutters. Works every time.

You can wear a balaclava for night action ?

Ooh grandmajet you’re scary ?

In the words of the Hulk, ‘don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.’

grandmajet turning green and looking hulky is just what we need when some of our clientele become a bit too amorous boisterous.
Thor is in his usual place brewing the poteen with me. He is so good with his ladle. He loves his llama hair thong that Doodle knitted. She even lined it with silk so it wouldn't chafe.
He is practising poses for the life drawing classes.

That could be the ‘before’ photo, AGA!

Will Thor be holding his ladle aloft for the life drawing, do you think?

Not unless he has help supporting it grandmajet. It’s a very big ladle! ?

The Admiral has signed up for all the life drawing sessions. He doesn't realise it will be Thor and not May Hem posing.

ixion has banned May as she doesn't want her over large proportions flopping about on the stage. She is back in the hot tub with several of the male customers who were supposed to be in the tea room with their wives who are looking .

Send Vlad into the tearoom in his cummerbund. The wives won’t miss their husbands then. He’s very energetic with his teapot.