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Doodle Sat 27-Mar-21 20:16:59

Service as usual in the Argy folks but with the addition of our new roof top tea garden. In the words of the famous Basil Fawlty, no riffraff. ?

AGAA4 Sat 08-May-21 15:33:59

Thor has named his great Dane, Tracker, as he may be able to help AB12 with sniffing out criminal activity.

Sexy Sadie is causing ructions in the hot tub. Because of her very...erm ample proportions there is a tsunami every time she moves.
the Admiral has been forcibly removed as he was hogging the hot tub and not letting paying customers in.
Doodle has sent him out for more potatoes for the poteen. That should keep him busy for most of the day.

ixion Sat 08-May-21 12:22:59

Ah, thought that was Thor's alter ego.
Hence the confusion.
Peter sounds uber-plain, dunno if I could remember how to spell the Schmeichel bit at my age, tbh?

grandmajet Sat 08-May-21 12:15:56

Peter Schmeichel, obviously. He is a Great Dane.
I’m not sure if his nose is wet and slimy though.

ixion Sat 08-May-21 12:11:40

Well, there was I, tucked up in the spreadsheets and missing it all.
But who/what is this Great Dane??

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 22:49:49

Aw I’ve always wanted one. We'll make him a bed in the corner of the Argy. What are we going to call him? I hope he’ll get on ok with the llamas.

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 22:08:47

Thor has adopted him, since Olga is in custody. We can use him as a tracker dog, he has a good nose. Very wet and slimy.

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 21:59:36

?. Where’s the Great Dane ?.......is he friendly?

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 21:47:33

Oops

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 21:40:59

Fantastic work team.
Llamas back to base and AGA drinks all round for the llamas too.
Er ....is Thor still in the kennel?

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 21:32:08

C’mon brook, back to base for a pint or two of poteen.
Surveillance gives you a terrible thirst.

ixion Fri 07-May-21 21:23:33

Well done, Team???

brook2704 Fri 07-May-21 21:11:55

Another successful mission! AB12 is on a roll!

brook2704 Fri 07-May-21 21:09:39

Those bottom biting llamas are out of control! I think the plans worked though ...

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 21:08:03

The llamas are amazing! A credit to you doodle.
On with the pink fluffy handcuffs.

Lady S can come out of the panic room now. She’s snuggled up in there with the CHIS.

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 21:01:38

???

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 21:00:10

On the way

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 20:46:17

(Whispers) It’s them! They’re opening the safe.

BOTTOMS

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 20:30:27

The DIR is recording. We’ve two UCOs on site and a third with the ARV and the AFO is ready with pea shooter.
Ready

ixion Fri 07-May-21 20:25:19

? Hey doodle
Watch this in the Comms Room - quick!

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 20:20:28

The llamas sound restless. Gnasher is gnashing.

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 20:19:22

Is it Olga and Lord S? My peashooter is primed and ready.

brook2704 Fri 07-May-21 20:16:06

Cooo eeeee I’m here jet just behind the lamp stand in the corner ... shushhhh I can hear footsteps

grandmajet Fri 07-May-21 20:10:12

brook, where are you?
I’ll just hide under this chaise lounge where I can keep an eye on the safe. I think the chaise lounge must be an antique, it’s very saggy and needs restuffing. I can just about squash in.

Doodle Fri 07-May-21 20:10:05

You might have to wait till it’s dark before they come. Be on alert now.
The Admiral has gone for a lie down. All this bottom punching has got him over excited. The bar is busy tonight but I’ll keep
Check on you all from the Comms Room.

ixion Fri 07-May-21 20:07:43

Grandmajet
From washing line pole to chaise longue - our Mistress of Disguise
Brook
Is that a gun in your pocket or ........?

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