"I have never.......?"

Just to clarify - I have not been chucked out of a Wetherspoons, or indeed any drinking establishment (at least to my knowledge).
I was just being a silly sausage - sorry

Notinthemanual - what on earth had you done?

Fannycornforth I was barred from Weatherspoons. My witty mum, who was still around then, said "Ah, you must have been raising the tone."

Been up in a hot air balloon - would love to !
Had a cigarette
Liked spinach
Had a major row with my parents
Had major surgery

I have never

Driven a bus
Had a tattoo (but might get one)
Been to New Zealand (its on the list to go)

I have

Towed a caravan
Ridden a horse
Owned a donkey

I have never
Been in an aeroplane or anything else that flies
Had a tattoo although I like small, pretty ones
Been skiing
Had a cocktail

Thank you Grandma70s I feel happier now - I've done all those. Also, LadyGracie, I have had fun with Mr J not in a field but in a wood, such a long time ago! I think "Blanket on the Ground' inspired us.
I haven't
-Been on a cruise (never will now because of a health condition)
-Had a Facebook account (no regrets at all)
-Written a book (always wanted to)
The last one makes me a bit sad.

I have never:

Been scuba diving
Tried skiing
Had a perm

I have:

Been up in a hot air balloon
Watched Friends
Ridden a horse in the sea

Smoked
Learned to drive
Wing walked (but I`d love to try!)

Had 'fun' in a field, it was always a goal that has passed me by.

I have never been drunk.
I've never been on a sledge.

That's not really what I meant.
But nevermind.

No problem Fanny we’ve all been there ??

Sorry- my reply was to GrannyGravy

Blimey! Now there's a question.
I suppose I just enjoy having fun and being creative in daft ways when the feeling takes me.
My life is a bit limited at the moment (even more than most).
I suppose I use GN a little bit differently.
It takes all sorts doesn't it?
I know that I get on a lot of people's wick...

It’s interesting reading this thread, thinks I’ve done that others haven’t and vica versa.

FannyCornforth

GrannyGravy thank you! I aim to please!

Am I allowed to ask why?

I have never:

Watched Line of Duty
Watched Coronation Street
Eaten Octopus or Squid
Had an affair
Read a book by Doris Lessing

GrannyGravy thank you! I aim to please!

FannyCornforth being thrown out of a Wetherspoons has just made me inhale my drink

Reading this thread has made me realise how many things I have done

I've done one of Nell's

Loaned a strimmer to a member of the Baron Knights

Been thrown out of Wetherspoons

Joined a religious cult

I have never -

Had an affair with a married man (despite wanting to!)
Understood how electricity works
Gone on a safari

I have never ...

run a marathon

shaved my head

been skiing

I have ...

Ridden in an open top car

Mowed a lawn

Ridden a motorbike (went over the bonnet of a car when he pulled out right in front of me )

Eaten oysters (never again)

Jumped out of a plane (had to, was parachuting - broke my ankle walking down some stairs after returning my parachute)

Been ice skating (fell over and banged my head, ended up in A&E with concussion)

Scuba dived (got the bends and spent three days in decompression and a week in hospital)

Eaten rabbit
Been in a hot air balloon
Held a koala

I have never
Driven a Rolls Royce
Been to an outdoor cinema
Eaten marmite

cb1963

Always fancied going up in a microlight. Was it fun?

It was great fun ! And not scary. I was only 40:at the time though.

I have never,
Watched an episode of friends.
Walked a tightrope.
Driven a tractor.