The Argy Conglomerate

Like the gold turban.

Nah.
Nul points.
Pretentious.

Next!

Oooh Portugal ... very cool ?

Miss Serbia would go down a storm at the Argy.
Can we sign her up?

Love those silver thigh high boots. I can see Lemon wanting a pair.

I was thinking the same ixion

Ooh, our boy??

Gawd.

Hmmm ?

I already have a pair of silver boots at the back of the wardrobe, Lord L likes me to wear them ( five inch heels) and to walk all over him as he lays on the Persian rug in the bedroom.Eh? NO! He has a bad back, and this helps. Or so he says.

Miss Greece was quite, er, lithe.

Do you remember years back, when certain countries proudly presented their cultural heritage?
Bringing what they knew and loved best?
They all seem to have cottoned on to Western glitz?
Nothing indigenous any more.
More's the pity...

Lemon if those boots walked over Lord Lemon they would flatten him completely.

Yup nothing like Heidi with yellow plaits and rosy cheeks. ?

Doodle

Lemon if those boots walked over Lord Lemon they would flatten him completely.

Heh hee!
Am not watching the Euro Nightmare, never do. Bet my boots are nicer then.

Oh lemon you are missing a treat with Iceland’s entry. I think I’ve lost the plot. I haven’t watched Eurovision for years.....and now I know why ?

I think we need to give a big hand to Germany ?

well said Doodle!

Or just the finger?

It's all so bizarre.
Or am I getting too old and jaded?☹️

That's some bustier, Mlle France.
Just don't aim for the high notes (please)

I think the llamas would love those ostrich feathers ..

Blimey.
These Azerbaijan lasses woukd give value for money with the Admiral, at least?

To be honest I’m finding it difficult to see any difference between them all. I think Miss France forgot to put her top on. Most of the others seems to have been to Madam Pom Pom for their outfits. She must have made a mint.

Literal interpretation of the lyrics Norway

I need a drink ? ?

OMG don’t let Thor and Fronc watch Italy ?