The Argy Conglomerate

5,6,7, 8 and we’re all set up for the singalong ..

Oooh look who’s just taken to the dance floor!

Are they here yet?

5,6,7,8
Here I am, I've bought a mate (or two).

Yee haa!

Brilliant ixion they’ll soon whip those llamas into shape

There were complaints that the chaps were too stiff, so they left them behind.

Warrant Officer Felix Cited didn't take much persuasion Doodle . We need to get him loosened up a bit though.

Can someone find him a drink? In the muse mess hut he only drinks milk. I'm sure we can slip him something into his pint.

He's on the look out for Lemon. Don't know why he's bought his handcuffs. Keeps muttering something about her sister.

Maw lovely to have you back on GN. I have missed that humour. ?
brook how could you! There’ll be no whipping of llamas here. All that whipping stuff should stay where it belongs......in lemon’s bedroom.
DanniRay I have arranged for a commode to be put near the bar then you can sit on that (it has safety belts) , it will be low down so no danger of falling off, no trips to the loo required. Will that suit madam?
muse one glass of poteen is enough to loosen up anyone. I haven’t seen lemon tonight. He’s not got her locked up somewhere has he.
There here everyone. Steps tribute band are here. I’m already to join in Tragedy. Got my frock on. Turn up the volume
Come in everyone join in.

? Tragedy tragedy it’s tragedy ? when you lose control and you can’t go on it’s tragedy ?
Dance floor is packed .. a steptacular night !

? Aaaaah! Tragedy ixions stepped on my train and pulled it off, Tragedy, she’s lost control and I can’t go on Tragedy ?

Didn’t know the Admiral could shake like that! And Mary Rose is giving it some welly too ...
Colins working hard on his cocktail shaking in time to the music ..
Thors up from the cellar now and grooving ..

Psst brook who’s that the Admiral is dragging round the dance floor? It’s not cleavage Kate from the corset factory is it?

Can’t make her out Doodle she’s a bit dishevelled but it could be ...
but wait a minute take cover everyone clear the floor .. !! . Someone’s trying the iconic lift from Dirty Dancing with Thor .. can’t make out who it is .. is it you muse?

Looks a bit like a more mature version of Lemongrove.
It's not lime by any chance?

Hope jet can hear us.

Must be able to do so ixion with the racket we’re making. Not exactly the most tuneful of punters in tonight.
Let’s get a stomping number going so jet can feel the vibrations too.
Crumbs if that is Lime she’s amazing strength. I couldn’t lift Thor up like that let alone throw him out the window.........I don’t remember that part of the routine though ?

Yeah ..... a big shout it out for Jet! ❤️??

Funny, isn't it doodle ?
lemon comes across as such a shy, retiring little thing...

????????? lemon ???

Such a warm day today. Just going to relax round the hot tub with a nice long drink. Llamas are asleep in the cellar.
Thor and Colin can manage the bar tonight. I might get Colin to whip me up something exotic . ?

Meant to thank you for the XL sieve doodle.
Does the job a treat, in half the time.
Mesh is a tad on the generous side, but hey ho. Switch on the jacuzzi effect and no-one's the wiser.

Budge up Doodle if you don’t mind please, I’ll join you for one of Colins specials ..

Yes I think we deserve a nice rest tonight. Been a bit full on recently. Hope jet heard our sing along. Those Steps were good but my feet hurt tonight..............do we have anyone we could hire to do pedicures ?.

We do.
Tanya and Sherree from Pampered Pooches at the chi-chi end of the Alley.

They did a sterling job on the Admiral's feet.
Well worth the money to ensure we didn't see the holey, unwashed socks ever again.

Ooh I quite fancy that and a poodle cut too. ? Will it suit me? ?

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I rather wonder, doodle, whether Sherree's skills are particularly transferable ?
Your call?