The Argy Conglomerate

Ooh I love the nails. Maybe not the whole look though. Thanks ixion . I might try going to Snip and Snap in the high street. They cut your hair and take your photo at the same time ?

ixion

Funny, isn't it doodle ?
lemon comes across as such a shy, retiring little thing...

Well, am certainly retired but shy???
Sorry I missed the shindig, but I was stuck at Lemongrove Manor....Lord L got himself into a suit of armour for some role play, and I had to cut him out of it with a can opener....took hours!
Is the Admiral still giving you trouble? Hee hee, he’s been around for a long time now, shall I ask a mate at Admiralty House to move him on ( somewhere hot and far away)?
Who’s making the cocktails these days.....I do like one with lots of crushed ice in this weather.?

I quite fancy Colin btw?

You and the rest of us lemon. I’ve seen brook giving him the eye ? too.

Hello all. I am back. I was kidnapped and held in the cellar of the Worm and Walrus. They wanted my poteen recipe. I was grilled night and day by six men but they didn't get the recipe out of me.
I am now busy in the Argy cellar with Thor, Theo and Leo getting the poteen brewed and working on some new cocktails.
Who is Colin? Send him down to the cellar.

Yoo Hoo AGA you have been missed.?
We must get our revenge on the swine who captured you at The Worm And Walrus .......this needs some serious planning.
Well done you for holding out, that recipe is priceless!
Am not sure who Colin is ( AB12? Barman?) but he’s bloody gorgeous.Be still my beating heart.??

Cocktail Colin, Bartender, is one of our newest acquisitions - and very popular with our younger clientele?
Lovely mover, as you can see.

Oh AGA so pleased to see you back. We’ve been worried (I thought I might have to make the poteen ?)
Colin is our new cocktail waiter. He will be your responsibility as head of bar staff. He is very good though. Lovely body movement when doing his shaking ?
I agree lemon that mob at the Worm and Walrus are after our trade. We will have to find a way of dealing with them
Might have to get our undercover security services to infiltrate their establishment.

I have lured taken Colin down to the cellar to explain the poteen making process. He is teaching me some new tricks with a cocktail shaker.
Doodle we may need to keep an eye on our boys as that mob down at the Worm and Walrus were talking about abducting them as they know how good our staff is.
We might need the llamas on patrol.

AGA please be gentle with Colin. He is a big asset to the Argy.
His shaker is better than any we’ve had for a while.
Thanks for the warning.
ixion can you source some body armour for the llamas. I am going to take them to llama ju jitsu classes. If we need good defences we will have to have them trained,
brook how are you fixed for going on a tank driving course? ?

Couldn't you just get them to breathe on enemy forces??

Brilliant. I knew you’d come up with something. ?
Er how about gas masks for the rest of us? ?

Then turn them round...
(Sorry, not generally this crude?)

I will give them plenty of sprouts

Gnasher is already wearing a black belt.

Silly old me.
I'd always assumed he needed a truss.

Ready and waiting Doodle ?

Perhaps we could sell this as an idea. The new type of tank. Llama sprout cannons. ?
That’ll teach the Worm and Walrus mob if they come here looking for trouble. ?

Definitely Doodle that’ll keep them away ..
Anyone know who’s on this Friday for the singalong for jet?
I bet Leo has forgotten to sign anyone up so we might have to do it ourselves.. Colin on maracas, Thor on drums and Leo on guitar .. now we just need a lead singer ..

? ? ? ? Ahem

Sting came in for a pint today so we asked him if he would sing for jet tomorrow. He said he will sing 'message in a bottle' for her.
He will also sing 'Don't stand so close to me' for the Admiral and 'Every breath you take' for the rest of us .
He wants volunteers to sing with him so jet will hear her song.

Oooh Aga what a scoop! The one and only Sting - that’s brilliant
Good song list too ?
I’ll sing along with him - can’t wait!

He will be pleased. I told him we are all fine sopranos.

We will have sparkling lavs.
Will he have to dash off for a session of tantra with the Missus?

Or someone