The Argy Conglomerate

Thank you so much Aga it really is my favourite, I might come over all gooey ..

The llamas are taking their body guarding duties seriously. They are all wearing dark sun glasses and walking round in a menacing fashion. Gnasher is showing his teeth to anyone who looks like Worm and Walrus staff.

Do the llamas have earpieces so they can communicate with each other?

Managed to get a snap of Gnasher for the Argy photo gallery ..

Oh bless❤️
Can you get him to put that fag out before our VIP does his thing?

I got as far as reading “ I have had Thor and Leo” AGA and I thought to myself, why am I not surprised. ?
Colin is shaking up a storm tonight . Have you tried his cocktail……….delishhhhhhus. ?
Brook that photo of Gnasher is so good. He looks the business. Shame we didn’t think of it but we could have handled security for the G7 summit. Never mind, we would have missed tonight with Sting.
Yes ixion the llamas have all the latest high tech gear supplied by AB12. Only problem is none of us know what they’re saying ?

Yes I’ll have words again with him ixion ?
I’ve already told him a few times and he’s pushing his luck now...

I think his brother Flasher is doing the G7 summit Doodle

I’ve just popped into soops to see if we’ve any VIPs joining us ... and then we’re ready to roll!

Everyone looks fantastic. I hope Sting doesn't fall for brook when he sings to her later. We can't lose any more staff.

Is Trudie coming too?
Shall I get one of the lads to put her in the Tub?

I'll stick a light under the chilli, if you like, and scrape some marg over the toastie loaf.

Doodle you know me so well. Are you ready for your duet with Sting?

Waving at Brooke

I've put my gold lamé knickers on specially.

Hi grandmabatty so lovely to see you ...?

Ooh Grandmabatty I knew you were a Sting fan.
Those gold lame knickers are amazing ………..I didn’t know you could do cartwheels ?
Please join us is the karaoke later. We have to sing quite loudly so that Grandmajet can hear us. Sting is singing message in a bottle for her later.
Have you met Colin? He is our cocktail shaker and his moves are amazing. Just tell him what you want and I’m sure he’ll oblige. ?

Oooh I must be dreaming, pinch me someone this is amazing .. I think he’s really singing it to ME!!!!

No brook he sings that to anyone he sees.
Sorry.
Wait til he sees those gold lame knickers.

Oh, Colin's shaken up a belter tonight, feel quite squiffy!

I'm thinking I'd quite like Sex on the Beach, thank you and I'll have a passion fruit martini afterwards. Colin really moves that shaker well in rhythm with his hips.

Are we all ready for Message in a Bottle for jet??

OMG - take your eyes off the lavs for moment - he's gone in. Please don't say he's sat down?

Too late - he did.

Now we can sing The Man with the Golden Bum

Hic

Oh it's good to be back. Glad I bumped into you brook. Absence due to the muse mess kitchen having to have a thorough cleanse and the pasty oven rebuilt. It exploded after the chef used some left over the poteen to light it.

Don't stand too close to me Grandmabatty. I reek of burnt pasty. Strawberry daiquiri please Colin. A few of those and I'll be walking on the moon.

I was going to settle down with a mug of Horlicks but heard that it’s a night for grandmajet in here so I decided to join you all. Better late than never. What have I missed? Is it my turn on the karaoke?

Is everyone ready for Message in a bottle? Sing it loud for jet