The Argy Conglomerate

Actually I quite fancy a pair myself ?

Ready when you are!

The coast is clear … off we go .. let’s get those llamas back home
I’ve just got the fish suppers from Fast Fritz Fries

This hay is making me sneeze ?. Hurry up ixion before blow all the hay off my hiding place.

Hitched up, clutch in, handbrake off. Crikey, sooo many gears?
We're off, hold tight.
Thought you suffered from hay fever doodle?
Nearly there.

So rowdy, the W and W. No class.
They'll never notice us.
Ready with the poteen...?

Hey, look at Gnasher stepping out in his bootees. He loves 'em❤️

??. psst. Gnasher, Alarma over here. I’ve got something for you ……yum yum….come on. They’re licking their lips ixion. Here they come. Right I’ll feed them the poteen can you and brook get their bootees on. Hope AGA’s ready with the fish and chips.

Ah they look so cute.

Duh - Alarma wants to see the full range before she makes a choice. That's girlies for you.

doodle Ply her with ? first, then we can fit them

????? here you go Alarma. Not too much or she’ll be legless. ?

Yep just as expected - she’s gone for the fuschia pink ones ?

Where’s AGA with those fish and chips. I bet she’s eaten them herself. Nothing for it we'll have to walk them home. You drive the tractor with the bottles of poteen sticking out the back so they follow and brook and I will run behind them and get them going in the right direction. We will have to be quick as it will soon be closing time in the Worm ….

Yes yes Alarma you do look stunning, now stop admiring your bootees and let’s get back to the Argy.

Geronimo.
She's got the pink set. Beggars Inebriates can't be choosers.

Are those F and Cs ready?
Her Ladyship will probably want salt, vinegar and sauce tartare as well?

No AGA?
Never mind. Plan B it is.
Setting off at an amble
OK for you, ladies?

Not seen brook. Better stop off at the chippy on the way home or her ladyship will kick up a fuss.

What do you mean your not walking on your nice pink bootees as they’ll get dirty…….you want a piggy back……
oh for goodness sake. brook you take the front half and I’ll …bring up the rear ?

Think our Alarma is getting ideas above her station.
Does AGA spoil her?

When we get back, take the bootees off her and tell that she only gets them back when she acts like a lama toes the party line

Nearly there. Come on brook, keep your end up. Not much further.

Home at last. Phew. Llamas asleep in the cellar.
3 pints for us please Thor. It’s been a bit of a night. ACHOO ?

There will be hassle tomorrow when the others awake, to see the footwear.
Well done for a good night's work, Team
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Got a bit hungry on the way and ate the llamas' fish and chips. I did go back to Fast Fritz but he had closed.

I have been spoiling Alarma and she is a little diva now. She likes a selection of bows to clip on her head. The boy llamas don't help by letting her have first dibs of the food. She bats her eyelashes at them in a flirty way and she gets everything she wants. She loves the pretty shoes and wants them in a selection of colours.
I think Gnasher is in love with her but she keeps out of his way when he gets romantic.

Hmm. Thought as much. Trust you AGA.
Fortunately we got them back safely. We may need to keep an eye on Alarma. I think she’s been picking up tips from May Hem.

May Hem is a bad influence on everyone.

As we are having the Beach Boys next Friday I wondered whether we should make a beach? I could get the llamas to carry bags of sand from Des's DIY and we cold dump it by the pond. Tables with sun umbrellas maybe. What do you think?

Oh yes Aga a beach is a wonderful idea ? let’s go for it
The llamas can definitely help with the sand, I’m sure they’ll enjoy it Let’s hope Alarma behaves and doesn’t demand too much attention
Some surf boards standing against the bar, a few inflatables and Thor, Colin and Leo all dressed as lifeguards should ser the scene
Bikinis at the ready girls ..