The Argy Conglomerate

ixion I’m not sure my bikini will fit me anymore. Could you knit one for me please (but don’t tell Alarma or she’ll want one too) Looking forward to Beach boys night ? Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda ? I must practice my surfing ?‍♀️ moves.

Sorry, but not had time to get the pins out doodle, but have crocheted you one instead, for speed.
Hope you like!❤️

That looks like May Hem in her usual very small bikini.

I have ordered a special bikini for Alarma as she will get sulky if she doesn't have one.

As I will be busy with brewing and cocktail making I will be wearing a sarong. The tassells on the one May is wearing would get into the poteen.

Sexy Sadie is sending bikinis. What colours would you like and how small should she make them?

ixion that is amazing, really wonderful……….it wasn’t quite what I had in mind. Could you make something like this?

Maybe sarongs for all? We don't want to alarm the llamas or the clientele.

On reflection I think you’re right AGA sarongs might be more suitable for us classy ladies …

Ooh yes please I’d like that. Shall we get Thor and Fronc to do the BBQ. Colin can do Sex on the Beach ?

I’ve got the flyers printed and will leave them in the bar - that should draw the crowds in ..
The stage is at the back under the straw hut for the Beach boys

Er, not just the Beach doodle...

I think we need a rehearsal on Thursday maybe … sample all the drinks etc?

Cooee AGA.
May I have a word in your shell like, please?

You really will have to do something about your Alarma. Rehome Retrain or something?.
She is impossibly precious and kicked up a right old stink this afternoon. Wouldn't come out at all for the Pigs Trotter J3 walk, demanding a choice of bootee and matching hairslides.
All the kiddies were crying, Gnasher refused to budge in sympathy, Miss announced it was all too traumatic to bting them again?‍♀️
It's not good for my nerves, you know?

ixion hmm I wonder if Alarma is going through the llamapause……..she’s not usually so bad tempered……on the other hand could she be ….expecting ?
Lovely staging brook I feel as though I’m on the beach already.

Oooh?

Oh no! Not more llamas. Hope it's just PMT.

How will we know ?

Count how many are there in the mornings??

Alarma is looking a bit plump. Has Gnasher been acting in an ungentalmanly way.

Or even ungentlemanly

Nah - have you seen the amount of fish and chips she puts away?
Scary.

Hmm. Perhaps we need to call in Vince the new vet. No need for any of you to be around. I’ll keep him to myself be happy to look after him. He’s not long qualified but I’m sure he will be fine with an older woman to guide him ?

I've seen all that stuff with Adam on 'Countryfile'.
Do make sure Vince washes his arms hands afterwards before he eats those sandwiches.

Oh my goodness Alarma overheard Doodle talking about Vince and she’s made a run for it … broke down the paddock fence and everything …

Not another night with the tractor trying to lure her back ?
I will sit outside with a plate of fish and chips and a poteen Tim she comes home. I think we ought to fit them with a homing device collar so we know where they are.
We need a bigger paddock for them. Do you think Farmer Giles would sell us the field behind the Argy………..we could use it for summer parties…….festivals……..llama rides…. .
What do you think??

Actually I think it might have been seeing ixion in her marigolds that made Alarma make a run for it

I read that pan fried llama steaks are very tasty.
Or rib-eye.

Just a thought?...