The Argy Conglomerate

Shall I send Tanya and Sherree back to Pampered Pooches?
Keep the lads on?
We could keep the Hot Tub " STAFF ONLY " (?Birthing Pool?)
I'd rather have May Hem a million miles away, tbh.

For Sale. I security service vehicle including camouflage gear and night ops equipment, a rather dodgy tractor and weapons ( pea shooters) Spa equipment, Hot tub with ….ahem voluptuous accessory plus two nail and pedicure specialists and a bookings clerk Leo. An assortment of roof top tables and chairs with French waiter Fronc.
Now let’s see if we have any offers. ?

Yes ixion we need to send May Hem far away.

ixion if we don’t have takers for the hot tub we will keep it but your right May Hem is on her way ?

I've heard Bill the Billionaire is looking for a thriving business. If we throw May he is sure to be interested.

Hang on a Minute Lads, I've got a Great Idea

When we've made our fortune sold our assets (as it were), please could we set up a Travel Agents when we have an upturn?

Oh yes AGA Bill would be a perfect match for May. Brilliant idea. Travel Agents may be a good fit too Ixion. I could do with a holiday ☀️
brook I can’t tell you much about the old days of the Argy as it began before I was born ?. Lemongrove was the landlady when I arrived as an innocent young thing venturing out of soop’s kitchen for the first time. I had never heard of poteen, in fact, alcohol had never passed my lips .
The Admiral and Captain were already here and we had the lovely Chewy from the the sewage works who was a regular.
We must get lemon to come in and ply her with booze and we can sit at her feet and listen to the tails of the start of the Argy.

Nobody stays innocent at the Argy for long as I found out too late. We do start out as shy little maidens.

Oh yes I’d like the Tales of the old Argy from Lemon sometime and thank you Doodle for letting me know what it was like back then ..
I’m looking forward to opening night!
I love the travel agency idea ixion

Everyone wants a holiday so a travel agency at the Argy would be a good idea.
Maybe we could turn some of the rooms we aren't using into B & Bs. They would be popular with the many who can't make it home after being in the bar for hours.

Crikey - are we still for our BBs night?
Sir Tom has just pitched up with all the gear?
We need to Sing For Jet cos it's a Friday, but can we organise a Big Bash for tonight??

AGAA4

Everyone wants a holiday so a travel agency at the Argy would be a good idea.
Maybe we could turn some of the rooms we aren't using into B & Bs. They would be popular with the many who can't make it home after being in the bar for hours.

Now don't you go giving May Hem ideas...

The only ideas I am giving May is to sail off into the sunset with Billionaire Bill. Hopefully to an island far, far away.

What should we sing for jet? She may be in California now so California Girls followed by Fun Fun Fun?

Good vibrations
I get around (dedicated to May Hem)
Help me Rhonda (keep the Welsh lot happy???????)
Sloop John B

Not so sure about Fun Fun Fun, tbh.
It may not be☹️

Evening gang. I am doing the rounds of the local pubs to see if I can find any takers for our garden furniture. I might not be back in time for grandmajets sing along.
Please will you sing extra loudly to cover my absence. I will probably be back before closing. Sorry to have to miss the Beach Boys but I might be on for some money?
Back later

I’ll be singing for jet a bit later tonight - a duet with Sir Tom
Wowsers he looks very different in his wetsuit ..

The cocktails are almost ready .. let’s have another great singalong ..
there’s all of Wembley joining in too !!

I'm thinking California Dreaming. I could belt that out. I don't watch football so I'll sing along quietly or I could take off my shoes and hum?

No Grandmabatty belt it out!
I'll lead on Help me Rhonda.

How about at 8.45 when it's half time? We can get Wembley to join us!

Absolutely Ixion. I'll have a few tequilas to lubricate my tonsils

Well, Brook, your faux beach has gone down a storm with the llamas. Frolicking about like toddlers at Margate.
Those wet suits are coming in handy ? .
How does Sir Tom stay so trim?

He's kept busy mowing the green green grass of home.

We’re ready ... one two three let’s go !!!

Yep they’re loving it ixion

??Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
Help me Rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

Yeah.
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