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I hope I don't offend, but a friend wore one inherited from her child which said:
'Jesus loves you, but I'm his favourite.'
There was also the one:
'Please speak slowly; natural blonde.'
The ‘blonde’ one would certainly have riled a rather younger, natural blonde dd, who also had an hourglass figure.
I swear it was largely all the ‘blonde bimbo’ comments that prompted her to do an MA after her first degree.