I absolutely agree with "LOL" always sounds inane and often follows some quite unfunny remark.
Panties hideously coy, what's wrong with knickers or even pants?
Kiddies for the same reason.
Tummy cute when children say it because it's quite babyish as an adult sound just that babyish.
"Bubbly" as in she's always bubbly.
Don't like lad, lass, hen, bird, chick
I don't really like euphemisms, I had a friend whose mother said when she first embarked on relationships with the opposite sex, "you need to keep your hand over your penny" "Oh for God sake" thought I "your mother's phraseology is just ridiculous"
I also don't like the phrase "when I fell for" instead of when I conceived or became pregnant.