Elderly WHAT!!!! fxck off!

kittylester

Anyway, personally, I'd like to thank the op for lightening my day.

Me too ! ?

Hink2 - consider yourself lucky. Just went for lunch to the local garden centre with my daughter. All of 2 hours and I’m shattered!!!!!

I find it frustrating that people look at us and think that we're old. As Hink2 wrote we don't feel old in our heads but often look it. If we wear jeans (I don't) youngsters talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

Does anyone remember that scene in Sex and the City where Samantha, having an affair with an older man (in his 70s I think) commented unfavourably about his backside? The sex was good but when he got out of bed his bottom had lacked muscle tone and shapeliness and that put her off further encounters.

I have a longish denim skirt which is very comfortable and easy to wear but there are occasionally comments on the fashion pages about aging hippies wearing them.

Sago

Would it ever be right to keep on your crocs whilst having sex?

Oh, yes - it stops you getting pregnant…

That word is used by certain people to describe anything from happiness to anger, used so often when they can’t find a suitable way of expressing them selves. Are we supposed to be impressed, she can swear, has natural brown hair and can dig the garden, probably do so until she is 100 no doubt. There again maybe not.

I think you mean chronologically, not chronically

Thank you for clearing that up!

Who gives a f,**k what anyone else thinks? It doesn't even enter my mind to care.

Rebel without a cause springs to mind.

Good one, polly! ??

Shouting and swearing often follow drinking buckets of wine in my experience. I’m rather worried about the spitting though as it’s a health hazard.

Are you a drama llama OP?

I can do all the things the OP mentions, including digging gardens, having brown hair, painting the outside of the house. I am not overweight, wear jeans, drive long distances, wear trainers and spent the whole of Easter week on a boat on the Norfolk Broads, leaping on and off with mooring ropes and pulling the boat in at times.

Don't go for crocs or her taste in music and never did.

I, however, am 79, so the OP is nothing remarkable. I am quite happy for people to call me elderly, because I am. But being comfortable in my own skin, it doesn't bother me.

I think it would probably stop you having sex Polly

Does anyone remember that scene in Sex and the City where Samantha, having an affair with an older man (in his 70s I think) commented unfavourably about his backside? The sex was good but when he got out of bed his bottom had lacked muscle tone and shapeliness and that put her off further encounters.

No, never watched it, Dinahmo. Was he wearing his crocs at the time. That could be very off putting, even worse than just socks.

Polly73

Sago

Would it ever be right to keep on your crocs whilst having sex?

Oh, yes - it stops you getting pregnant…

I think being 70+ might be a good contraceptive too
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FannyCornforth

Lucca I bet you and I could guess what’s on Op’s zip up fleece

Howl

Crocs and a fleece are surely a contraceptive!
Even if worn separately they are the garments that say NO!

and play with my like minded friends

There are more like the OP???

I rather like pearls and I don't mind being 72 provided I am not in pain.

Lucca

FannyCornforth

Lucca I bet you and I could guess what’s on Op’s zip up fleece

Howl

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Ot ?

Or!!!

I'm so discombobulated, I need my crocs ?

I think GrandbellsGfish forgot to mention their marijuana smoking habit.

Does she smoke it because it eases her arthritis?

I'm already doing the things you want to do, and have been for some time. I think many others are too. Your aspirations aren't exactly inspirational.

I guess the only thing we have in common is having brown hair that hasn't died. Although I do wear jeans some times. I'll be elderly in a few years, right now I'm just old ? Maybe time to swap my stilettos for some nice comfy crocs and trainers.

Blossoming

I think it would probably stop you having sex Polly

Yes, it would certainly deter me!

Sago

Crocs and a fleece are surely a contraceptive!
Even if worn separately they are the garments that say NO!

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Callistemon21

Or!!!

I'm so discombobulated, I need my crocs ?

You are on a roll !!!
Keep it up ???