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CaravanSerai Sun 26-Jun-22 22:08:59

No, not a new light BBC detective drama starring him from Midsomer Murders and her from something else that may have had Martin Clunes in it.

This is a virtual trip for Grans cruising along the Cote D’Azur on the luxury yacht Aresteas. We began in Marseille en route to Monte Carlo and are currently in Cannes.

All welcome. Bring swimsuits, sun cream and sparking Champagne.

This is a spillover thread with a title change to describe our current course. As on the old thread, we ask that people chat about the things they plan, encounter and explore along the route rather than post links.

MawtheMerrier Sun 26-Jun-22 23:26:42

Specially for us!

CaravanSerai Sun 26-Jun-22 23:37:22

Damn! We seem to have missed it. May need to kick the time machine back into action.

MawtheMerrier Sun 26-Jun-22 23:43:13

Never a problem- I sure they will re- open it just for us , for a sort of private view

Mollygo Sun 26-Jun-22 23:46:28

Monoprix? If we sell the yacht we can surely do better for a shopping spree.

CaravanSerai Sun 26-Jun-22 23:47:07

I'm trying to think what the design reminds me of. Kandinsky meets Jasper Johns?

ixion Sun 26-Jun-22 23:50:02

Except we ain't got no cigars. We were expecting ixion to bring a box of her old dad's Claudia Winklemans

Sorry CS but Dave doesn't smoke (he does have other vices and penchants IYKWIM?).
Gitanes Giles is today's chip paper...

Try GSM.
Gauloise Gervais may have come up trumps.

CaravanSerai Mon 27-Jun-22 00:02:48

As the song goes … I’m tired and I want to go to bed … but a quick recap for those joining us for the first time.

Yesterday afternoon, we travelled inland from Cannes to Grasse to visit the combined Fragonard Perfume Museum, Provençal Museum of Costume and Jewellery and the John-Honoré Fragonard Museum of Art.

Fans of the Great British Sewing Bee spotted Esme Young examining this jacket, an example of a caracos, popular from the mid-18c to early-19c. Lots of challenges there for Annie, Brogan, Debra and Man Yee in this week’s final. We wish them all luck.

Tomorrow, we depart for Antibes Juan-Les-Pins made famous in Peter Sarstedt’s Where Do You Go to My Lovely.

When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back, and on your legs

Weather tomorrow looks fine. Breakfast alfresco on the upper deck from 8:00 to make plans. Expect some overlap with the bleary-eyed Gin Hokum card school. Brünnhilde’s on a winning streak and looks set to push on into morning.

Joseanne Mon 27-Jun-22 06:31:12

I'm up with The Lark this morning, no my name's not Joan, for an early bone shaking ride round Antibes on le petit train - hope it's not on strike! Then work beckons, so I'll catch up with you all ce soir. Behave yourselves!

MawtheMerrier Mon 27-Jun-22 06:54:20

Malheureusement ,les bus sont en grève
Voici le bus remplacement service ☹️☹️☹️

Lucca Mon 27-Jun-22 07:10:47

MawtheMerrier

You don’t mean that bag that was lying around and somebody picked up and took to Clarence House do you?

Perish the thought…..

Germanshepherdsmum Mon 27-Jun-22 07:14:56

Yes, I have large supplies of Gitanes. At least I think that’s what they are. They don’t smell quite as I remember them though…?
Ship’s dog should arrive in a couple of weeks. Fear not, she’s a lady (perfect) so won’t be interested in poles or trees.

MawtheMerrier Mon 27-Jun-22 07:25:52

Well if ship’s dog is a lady she’ll be perfect - of course some of us may have to raise our standards accordingly, mentioning no names, won’t we, Brünnhilde?

CaravanSerai Mon 27-Jun-22 07:47:11

Other one up with The Lark although it was hard to get much sleep at all with all the racket from the Gin Hokum school and ixion and Grohl dancing through the night. The galley’s a mess. Get to it GSM! The upper deck is strewn with Old Miads, empty whisky bottles and bits of old Claudia Winkleman’s. Someone else can tackle Brünnhilde about that.

Jean Anouilh wrote protagonists who asserted their independence from the fated past. Amen to that.

A Pablo Picasso day for me at the Grimaldi Castle which became his art studio, now the Picasso Museum. He left the city no fewer than 23 paintings and 44 drawings; among them, the La joie de vivre (opposite). Neither the art nor the man to everyone's taste but interesting work to puzzle over. He said: to me there are only two kinds of women: goddesses and doormats. I know which I am!

Today’s Google Translate fail from the Antibes Juan-Les-Pins tourist office. Top that with a rich modern art collection made from either extraordinary donations by artists whom exposed at one time at the Museum.

CaravanSerai Mon 27-Jun-22 07:50:45

Typo in the above. Old Maids, of course. However, urban dictionary says:

Miads: Persian name: Nice, intellectual, extremely good looks, a force to be reckoned with. smile

Germanshepherdsmum Mon 27-Jun-22 08:00:13

That’s me then. ?
Now for deck swabbing - using my skills honed in the Argy loos. Btw do these ? belong to Dave? Loads of them everywhere. Could be handy for le shopping. ???

Germanshepherdsmum Mon 27-Jun-22 13:09:43

I’ve just found some very posh carrier bags and stuffed all the ? into them. I reckon Brünnhilde was entertaining a sheikh in the casino last night. Finders keepers! I may be gone for some time … ?

Mollygo Mon 27-Jun-22 13:23:04

You shouldn’t be travelling alone with so much cash. Do you let me come with you as a bodyguard!

MawtheMerrier Mon 27-Jun-22 13:28:56

Despite missing put on the enormous (perfume) organ - put out to Grasse as it were, I've become conscious of an unusual smell aroma - should I perhaps speak to Brünnhilde or Sven? It's redolent of the Lynx effect IYKWIM

Urmstongran Mon 27-Jun-22 13:31:55

Ah Peter Sarstedt! That comment brought back fond memories of him. My favourite song from 1969 was ‘Frozen Orange Juice’ and memories of a wonderful summer holiday.

Sadly he died in 2017.
Sorry to digress.

Am I supposed to be Doing Something? I’m just gazing out quite contentedly at the sparkling Mediterranean.

Germanshepherdsmum Mon 27-Jun-22 13:33:06

That’s very kind of you Molly, but Sven has offered his services - an offer I couldn’t refuse.? I think he has doused himself quite liberally with something. I just hope it’s not flammable…

ixion Mon 27-Jun-22 15:32:18

Ouf, I'm back now and off to bag a good seat in the Meeja Room for some ?
Had a lively lovely morning, a little promenade in the sunshine mingling with the beautiful people found me on the terrace of the old Bastion de St Jaume at Port Vauban.

Such a feast for the eyes of sculpture lovers.
Not yer classical eyefuls today but this lovely chappie looking out to sea. If you look closely, you will see that he is constructed entirely of aluminium letters.

It is by the sculptor Jaume Plensa (no links, Google him when you have a few minutes).
He seemed strangely familiar- then it came to me ?.
I saw his work in the Yorkshire Sculpture Park years back.

I am attaching a couple of his Yorkshire works which particularly impressed me.

MawtheMerrier Mon 27-Jun-22 16:50:20

Love the sculptures-SIL is a sculptor mostly in metal or wood and I love seeing his things out of doors (Burghley, Chatsworth Flower Show)
There are however plenty of old bastards bastions around without going ashore to look for them

CaravanSerai Mon 27-Jun-22 17:18:06

ixion Thanks for posting the photo of Jaume Plensa's Nomade. If you look closely, near the top of the arm you can see ARG for Argy and a bit further down BOAT.

Lucca Mon 27-Jun-22 17:43:39

ixion

^Ouf^, I'm back now and off to bag a good seat in the Meeja Room for some ?
Had a lively lovely morning, a little promenade in the sunshine mingling with the beautiful people found me on the terrace of the old Bastion de St Jaume at Port Vauban.

Such a feast for the eyes of sculpture lovers.
Not yer classical eyefuls today but this lovely chappie looking out to sea. If you look closely, you will see that he is constructed entirely of aluminium letters.

It is by the sculptor Jaume Plensa (no links, Google him when you have a few minutes).
He seemed strangely familiar- then it came to me ?.
I saw his work in the Yorkshire Sculpture Park years back.

I am attaching a couple of his Yorkshire works which particularly impressed me.

Absolutely love those. Think I’m going to book an actual trip to the S of F …..monsieur L’oncologiste vient de me donner permission de parter en vacances (sans stress) ! Probably sans assurance mais tant pis

MawtheMerrier Mon 27-Jun-22 18:04:03

Go for it Lucca but don’t admit you were with us, not if you’ve got any sense!