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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

grannydarkhair Sun 08-Jan-23 03:49:43

Brilliant thread!
Soap, spoons, sharp knives.

Hipsy Sun 08-Jan-23 05:38:57

Spectacles
Slippers
Hairbrush

Grannynannywanny Sun 08-Jan-23 06:07:24

Shower head

Bath plug

Laundry pegs

MrsKen33 Sun 08-Jan-23 06:52:23

All cutlery and knives
Chargers
Showerheads
Bank cards

Witzend Sun 08-Jan-23 07:53:20

Kitchen scissors
My chin hair tweezers 😱
iPad/phone charging plug

toscalily Sun 08-Jan-23 07:55:18

Back Door Key
Sugar (He uses far too much in his tea)
Washing up Liquid

TillyTrotter Sun 08-Jan-23 08:48:22

A sewing box

An Allen key

A cup coaster

cornergran Sun 08-Jan-23 09:38:18

Tin opener

A piece of a current jigsaw puzzle

Computer mouse

Jaxjacky Sun 08-Jan-23 09:58:48

iPad/iPhone charger.
Box of tissues.
Bookmark from current book.

Nell8 Sun 08-Jan-23 10:01:52

All the mirrors

Littleannie Sun 08-Jan-23 11:05:19

All the coat hangers
The curtains and blinds from the bedrooms

Callistemon21 Sun 08-Jan-23 11:09:06

The car key
The back door key
The shower head
All the pillows

downtoearth Sun 08-Jan-23 11:12:06

Toilet rolls
But would leave sandpaper
Spectacles
Batteries from the remote

Aldom Sun 08-Jan-23 11:18:23

Hearing aids
Clocks
Mobile phones
Landline phone
Ninja airfrier
grin

Hellogirl1 Sun 08-Jan-23 11:24:57

The new diet book

Tizliz Sun 08-Jan-23 11:28:22

In my daughter’s house of 4 teenagers, the chargers

Grantanow Sun 08-Jan-23 11:39:06

The Tampax.

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:49:10

The tin opener

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:49:25

Ooh and the bottle opener

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:50:40

A middle button off every shirt

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 11:53:14

Where was this from VS?
I heard it somewhere else recently and now it’s bugging me

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:59:21

One of my AC saw it somewhere, probably one of their forums

Gillycats Sun 08-Jan-23 11:59:44

I’d take the plugs off everything, toilet roll and the tv remote control x

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:01:07

Take the batteries out of the remotes instead, or even just one.

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:03:10

Thanks Violet, I think it was R4