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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

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VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 12:03:22

The key to bleed the radiators and the spare fuses

Someone has already done that here

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FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:05:25

The absence of which small things would pee you off most?
For me it would be lip balms and tissues

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FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:06:12

Nell8

All the mirrors

That would delight me!

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timetogo2016 Sun 08-Jan-23 12:14:49

Door handles and door knobs.

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OnwardandUpward Sun 08-Jan-23 14:01:18

The window lock keys.

All coffee paraphenalia.

deodorant

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Aldom Sun 08-Jan-23 14:12:05

TV sets
Router box
Sofa seat and back cushions
Matches

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Oreo Sun 08-Jan-23 14:50:50

Is the burglar a leprechaun?

One glove
One slipper
The biscuit box

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Wheniwasyourage Sun 08-Jan-23 15:35:59

The second book in any series and the second DVD in any series .

Every third pot plant.

One curtain.

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biglouis Sun 08-Jan-23 15:55:03

All the medication and tablets
Vinegar, sauce and ketchup
Tin opener and potato peeler
Scissors, cotton and sewing thread

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 08-Jan-23 15:58:53

A favourite cushion.

One glove, or one of anything which comes in pairs.

Scissors.

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Chardy Sun 08-Jan-23 17:59:20

The 2 metal grills that sit on top of the burners of a gas hob.

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Nell8 Sun 08-Jan-23 18:09:09

My address book

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Wheniwasyourage Mon 09-Jan-23 10:31:31

My dictionary.

The bus timetable.

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Squiffy Mon 09-Jan-23 10:43:17

The last pages of any whodunnit books.

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brazenp75 Tue 10-Jan-23 11:15:14

Door keys. Any chocolates lying around (!)

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Romola Tue 10-Jan-23 11:19:25

The Mary Berry and/or Nigella and/or Delia cook book(s)
Great thread and some of you are evil geniuses.

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Amalegra Tue 10-Jan-23 11:19:35

String (as much as possible!)
Sellotape and parcel tape.
Kitchen scissors.
Air fresheners.
I have strange obsessions!

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razzmatazz Tue 10-Jan-23 11:21:47

And worst of al.........phone.

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Keeper1 Tue 10-Jan-23 11:26:04

Kettle
Router
Spare batteries

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Nyman1962 Tue 10-Jan-23 11:26:38

One sock from every pair
Elastic from their knickers

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lixy Tue 10-Jan-23 11:27:42

One of a pair of knitting needles currently in use.

secateurs

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Supergranuation Tue 10-Jan-23 11:27:46

Spare socks in the hope they match mine

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caci Tue 10-Jan-23 11:28:03

The wheelie bin rota ! (4 bins here, 1 every fortnight, 2 on alternate fortnights and one every 4th week, )

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pinkpeony Tue 10-Jan-23 11:28:39

Spectacles,

if they are like me they could look for days without realising

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Rosina Tue 10-Jan-23 11:29:01

downtoearth!! You are a sadist! (But how inventive)
I'd cut the plugs off everything and take them away.

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