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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

Grannynannywanny Thu 12-Jan-23 21:26:32

Instead of using the ring pull on the reserve tins of Heinz tomato soup I’d open the base with a can opener and empty the tins. Then wash them out and place back in the cupboard the right way up. I’m having a bad day, is that too cruel?? 🤭

happycatholicwife1 Fri 13-Jan-23 04:45:30

One houseslipper, teakettle top, plug for coffee maker, matching bottom sheet from a set, corkscrew.

OnwardandUpward Fri 13-Jan-23 10:18:30

I thought the point of this post was to burgle someone else's house of things that weren't valuable. I realised mid-way when VS mentioned burgling our own husbands that I might have got the wrong end of the stick, but by then I had already taken all the coffee, remote controls, scissors and some other things which I've forgotten.

If it's my own house, I would put everything back where it belongs and not steal anything. grin Stealing the coffee is way too sadistic, anyway!

Wheniwasyourage Fri 13-Jan-23 10:31:22

Love the plan for the soup, Grannynannywanny! There are some brilliant ideas on this thread - just what we need to cheer us up, so thank you, VioletSky.

Callistemon21 Fri 13-Jan-23 11:16:18

Witzend

*BeverleyJB*, the woman we bought our house from decades ago, was so incensed with dh for negotiating the price down, she took all the screwed in curtain rails down, plus virtually every light bulb out. Even though she knew I’d be moving in on my own with a very young baby, and I’d allowed her to stay 4 days after completion, since her next, bigger house, wasn’t ready.
My solicitor had a pink fit!

She had been in a hurry to move, and knew that dh was working in the Middle East at the time - her reaction to his reasonable enough offer was, ‘You are not in an Arab marketplace now!’ (Pls imagine a German accent.)
He said, ‘Well, take it or leave it.’
She took, and evidently seethed!

Witzend when we moved into our first house the vendors had removed all the light bulbs except for one outside, even removing the ceiling roses leaving bare wires hanging down in a couple of rooms.
They'd also removed all the flower bulbs from the garden, the neighbour saw them digging them up at 5 am one morning. They hadn't even planted them, it was another prospective buyer who asked to plant them but the sale fell through!
Curtain rails? Not a single one left. They'd have taken the kitchen sink if they could.

We paid full price too as they wouldn't negotiate!

Callistemon21 Fri 13-Jan-23 11:18:32

BeverleyJB

Bins? Aerials? They took anything, even things that were screwed down or planted!!

Entirelyfading Fri 13-Jan-23 14:53:18

Toothbrushes
Can opener
The key to the gas meter box
Lightbulbs

VioletSky Fri 13-Jan-23 16:26:43

Wheniwasyourage

Love the plan for the soup, Grannynannywanny! There are some brilliant ideas on this thread - just what we need to cheer us up, so thank you, VioletSky.

You are so welcome 🙂