The old Boddington’s ale ones - a very glam, beautifully dressed woman putting what looks like face cream on her face, followed by handsome chap in a dinner jacket saying, ‘By the ‘eck love, you smell gorgeous tonight!’ (It was the foam off the top of the ale.)
And the other, a man in what looks like a Venetian gondola, with what looks like (from above) an ice cream, to the tune of ‘O solo mio…’. (Just one Cornetto) - whereupon woman coming
in the other direction in gondola grabs the ‘ice cream’ (his beer) and bloke says, ‘That Gladys Althorp, she never buys her own!’
Both still,on YouTube I think - why don’t they make them like that any more??
And the one for Batchelor’s SuperNoodles IIRC - where two young blokes are complaining about their girlfriends’ disgusting habits, e.g. using their razors and leaving bristly bits in the washbasin - before both licking their plates clean instead of washing them, and putting them away in the cupboard! 😂
Comedy genius is sadly lacking in our ads now.