MissAdventure
So, lame get this straight..
You have a brush, that's not really a brush because it smooth.
It's so smooth that it cleans poop easier than a brush..
And it stands up on it's own? Hmmm.... 
No. (Oh God!) 
It is basically a stick and a holder with pads in it. The stick sits outside the holder. The whole thing stands up, just like a bogbrush, really. You lift off the handle/stick and open the container with it. You then attach a pad to the stick, which can be done without touching, as there is a button on the side of the stick. When the pad hits the water it activates the cleaning solution with which it is infused. You scrub. A pleasant smell drifts into the room, and the loo is rendered inoffensive. The pad fits under the rim too, for completeness of the operation. You then dispense the pad into the bin (or flush it, or put it in the dishwasher according to your preference). The stick goes back into its place on the side of the holder. You go back to watching Corrie, happy that the bathroom is once again visitor-friendly. The End