kittylester
does the dishwasher break when you have a houseful of people to whom you have just served a large lunch involving lots of pans and dishes.
This is what is known in Scotland as McPherson's Law.
McPherson's Law states: McPherson's piece aye lands jeely-side doon.
For those of you who do not speak Doric Scots this means:
McPherson's bread and jam always lands (when it falls) jammy-side downwards,
Other examples from my personal experience include
The cat is always bitten by a rat and the bite turns septic on a public holiday or on the day before one AFTER the vet has gone of duty.
Likewise any member of the household is likely to be afflicted with a gum-boil or an infected root cavity on public holidays or the eves thereof, when you cannot get hold of a dentist.
The printer breaks down completely and the server is off-line when you have some important document to send ASAP.
kittylester: I do sympathise. I once had the sink drain block completely when I was supposed to be serving breakfast and washing up for 200 hotel guests.
I finished up washing up in a basin placed on a narrow window-sill while the hotel manager and a plumber took up most of the kitchen floor space in their united efforts to unblock the drain.



