Let's keep a happy thread going over the Christmas season.
I read this on Twitter, it made me happy ❤️:
Jury selection - yesterday
Man: I can’t serve; I’m away for weekend.
Judge: We don’t sit at weekends.
Man: I’m away till Monday. I’m 54, a bachelor & it’s my 1st time in love.
Judge: Then you GO and you GO with my blessing.
Truly an epic moment!
I've got another 'keen'... Ouch!