Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

You would be a very Happy Shopper if they did !

The Pound shop NfkDumpling----but don't expect a state of the art model. Tee hee hee.

What a good laugh you've given me! I've just done an online shop at Sainsburys - it didn't come up in the 'items you might have missed' when I checked out

I once ran a photography course for elderly people (when I did not qualify!) and they were a hoot - one set up a Tracey Emin style bed scenario for her final exhibition photo, complete with condoms on the bedside table - borrowed from her nephew she said. That got them all reminiscing!........one told me how during WW2 she went away for the weekend with another young couple (neither were married - shock, horror in those days!) and they could only afford one condom - so they sort of "queued up", one couple using it and washing it and then passing it over to their friends in the next room - the mind boggles!

And I once obtained a vibrating vagina for one of my severely disabled patients and he could not use it because it had "Made in Hong Kong" in large letters on it and that made him laugh so much he lost the urge!!

Has anyone else been tempted, when asked what's inside a parcel being posted at the Post Office, to reply to the clerk 'A sex toy.'?

I'm not sure I would recognise one if I saw it. I might buy one by mistake ?

Luckygirl that’s the best laugh I have had in weeks. A shared condom yuk ?

Thanks to you all. Hilarious thread (grin)

Do you think we’ll need proof of age before we’re allowed to buy one?

This lot made me giggle more than I have for ages!

Perhaps that Supermarket advert was trying to tell us something, you know the one
‘Every little helps’

I'm loving this thread. So funny.

What a wicked bunch you are! And thanks for a great laugh. ???

love this thread
psst over here they just call them massagers

What about the returns policy ?????!

I suppose like most tacky plastic toys, they'll end up on free cycle.

Never mind BOGOFFs. What about 50% Extra Free?

Luckygirl, oh my word! Shared condones! And vibrating vaginas!
You lot, what are you like

It had to be Sainsbury's, didn't it, thanks to Chas and Dave!

I can't see myself throwing one of those on the conveyor belt. I'd be mortified.

Sounds fine to me. Much less intimidating than the 'appropriate' outlets methinks. Seems to me that the checkouts are so busy seeking the barcode that the commodity goes unnoticed. Must investigate nonetheless......!

Made my day, can't stop laughing. Thanks everyone.