Ahem, at the risk of being accused of cult like behaviour, I'm with MawB and janeainsworth on this one.
I confess mae culpa that I do read the Daily Wail on line. When I say read it, I suppose I mean I skim the headlines and occasionally read the recipes. I saw this headline and thought, eh up they're at it again, fake news and exaggeration are not confined the the Trump camp.
More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)