Limericks - 2

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
So her hair would be thick, brown and wavy

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
So her hair would be thick, brown and wavy
Went down to the sea

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
So her hair would be thick, brown and wavy
Went down to the sea
And fell to one knee

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
Sent her boys off to join the Royal Navy
To see foreign parts

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
So her hair would be thick, brown and wavy
Went down to the sea
And fell to one knee
And hoped she'd be courted by Davy

We seem to have two on the go, so I'll finish the ones with most lines first.

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
So her hair would be thick, brown and wavy
Went down to the sea
And fell to one knee
And thought about joining the Navy.

to tidy up

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
Sent her boys off to join the Royal Navy
To see foreign parts

Crossed posts.
Jan I started this one, can you think of a starter for the next? [smile}

*Marydoll*

Oh what a muddle

New day, new start!

Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,

Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,
My poor brain,all this will befuddle

A Gransnetter who loved to eat gravy
Sent her boys off to join the Royal Navy
Jolly Jack Tars they were with their cheekiest grins

travelsafar That limerick has been finished, twice. . We got into a mess so, the new one is:
Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,
My poor brain,all this will befuddle

Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,
My poor brain,all this will befuddle
The grey cells are jangling

Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,
My poor brain,all this will befuddle
The grey cells are jangling
The answers are dazzling

Some Gransnetters got into a muddle,
My poor brain,all this will befuddle
The grey cells are jangling
The answers are dazzling
All I need is a comforting cuddle.

A spotty old man from East Lothain

A spotty old man from East Lothian
Who went by the name of Big Euan

A spotty old man from East Lothian
Who went by the name of Big Euan
He hitched up his kilt

Lindylou
A spotty old man from East Lothian
Who went by the name of Big Euan
He hitched up his kilt
Right up to the hilt

A spotty old man from East Lothian
Who went by the name of Big Euan
He hitched up his kilt
Right up to the hilt
And many a girl he did ruin

My grandson is watching Harry Potter

My grandson is watching Harry Potter
He really loves books by that author

My grandson is watching Harry Potter
He really loves books by that author
He'll read them all night

My grandson is watching Harry Potter
He really loves books by that author
He'll read them all night
And give himself a fright

My grandson is watching Harry Potter
He really loves books by that author
He'll read them all night
And give himself a fright
Especially if i put out the light!!

There was old lady in heaven