Limericks - 2

There was an old lady in heaven
Who once lived in beautiful Devon

There was an old lady in heaven
Who once lived in beautiful Devon
She got fed up with sand

There was an old lady in heaven
Who once lived in beautiful Devon
She got fed up with sand
And the noise of a band

There was an old lady in heaven
Who once lived in beautiful Devon
She got fed up with sand
And the noise of a band
So she took a running jump into the Severn.

Thank goodness the days are now longer

(by the way, that last line does scan if you read it quickly)

Sorry - I interrupted myself.

Thank goodness the days are now longer

Thank goodness the days are now longer
Said the chirpy and happy fishmonger

Thank goodness the days are now longer
Said the chirpy and happy fishmonger
Sitting here gutting fish

Thank goodness the days are now longer
Said the chirpy and happy fishmonger
Sitting here gutting fish
For a nice tasty dish

Thank goodness the days are now longer
Said the chirpy and happy fishmonger
Sitting here gutting fish
For a nice tasty dish
Will make my hands smell all the stronger

One day on a merry-go-round ride

One day on a merry-go-round ride
I felt myself starting to slide

One day on a merry-go-round ride
I felt myself starting to slide
I held on so tight perspiring with fright

travalsafar you've done both the third and fourth line there!

One day on a merry-go-round ride
I felt myself starting to slide
I held on so tight
perspiring with fright
Scared stiff I'd fall over the side.

An old boy sat on a park bench

An old boy sat on a park bench
He was hoping to find an old wench

An old boy sat on a park bench
He was hoping to find an old wench
Along came a bag lady

An old boy sat on a park bench
He was hoping to find an old wench
Along came a bag lady
Who looked rather shady

An old boy sat on a park bench
He was hoping to find an old wench
Along came a bag lady
Who looked rather shady
He left the bench and the wench with the stench

Now it's New Year I must lose some inches

Now it's New Year I must lose some inches
I've grown armfuls of fat not just pinches

Now it's New Year I must lose some inches
I've grown armfuls of fat not just pinches
My clothes are too tight

Now it's New Year I must lose some inches
I've grown armfuls of fat not just pinches
My clothes are too tight
Getting dressed is a fight

Now it's New Year I must lose some inches
I've grown armfuls of fat not just pinches
My clothes are too tight
Getting dressed is a fight
And my skinny jeans need hoisting with winches

If the diet's not working don't worry

If the diet's not working don't worry
Just dig in to a huge bowl of curry

If the diet's not working don't worry
Just dig in to a huge bowl of curry Can have some brown rice

If the diet's not working don't worry
Just dig in to a huge bowl of curry,
Can have some brown rice
Which is ever so nice

If the diet's not working don't worry
Just dig in to a huge bowl of curry,
Can have some brown rice
Which is ever so nice
But you'll run to the loo in a hurry!

A tiny white hamster called Mo

MissA

A tiny white hamster called Mo
Thought off in his ball he would go