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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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JoyBloggs Wed 10-Jan-18 20:01:33

A tiny white hamster called Mo
Thought off in his ball he would go
He sang as he rolled

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NannyTee Wed 10-Jan-18 20:42:58

A tiny white hamster called Mo
Thought off in his ball he would go
He sang as he rolled
He was ever so bold

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Jan-18 22:01:40

A tiny white hamster called Mo
Thought off in his ball he would go
He sang as he rolled
He was ever so bold
Little Mo became oh so macho

But his story just didn't end there

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JoyBloggs Wed 10-Jan-18 22:40:50

But his story just didn't end there
Quite soon he got stuck under a chair

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travelsafar Thu 11-Jan-18 07:46:34

But his story just didn't end there
Quite soon he got stuck under a chair
He squeaked and he squawked

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Marydoll Thu 11-Jan-18 08:23:04

But his story just didn't end there
Quite soon he got stuck under a chair
He squeaked and he squawked
But under the chair, he was locked

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henetha Thu 11-Jan-18 12:34:33

But his story just didn't end there
Quite soon he got stuck under a chair
He squeaked and he squawked
But under the chair, he was locked
By a very large mouse with long hair.

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney

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FarNorth Thu 11-Jan-18 15:18:04

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know if be ever so swoony

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FarNorth Thu 11-Jan-18 15:18:33

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know I'd be ever so swoony

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NannyTee Thu 11-Jan-18 19:14:24

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know I'd be ever so swoony

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NannyTee Thu 11-Jan-18 19:14:59

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know I'd be ever so swoony
I'd look into his eyes

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Jan-18 00:50:57

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know I'd be ever so swoony
I'd look into his eyes
And let out such sighs

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travelsafar Fri 12-Jan-18 07:45:07

I'd love a hot date with George Clooney
I know I'd be ever so swoony
I'd look into his eyes
And let out such sighs
And my face would look ever so moony!!!grin

I'm going off to market

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MissAdventure Fri 12-Jan-18 07:56:17

I'm going off to market
I won't take my car: I can't park it

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Bathsheba Fri 12-Jan-18 08:13:27

I'm going off to market
I won't take my car: I can't park it
I'll use park and ride

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Squiffy Fri 12-Jan-18 12:19:19

I'm going off to market
I won't take my car: I can't park it
I'll use park and ride
My car's just too wide

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travelsafar Fri 12-Jan-18 12:34:20

I'm going off to market
I won't take my car: I can't park it
I'll use park and ride
My car's just too wide
I like walking and holding my basket!!

There was an old lady who hobbled

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JoyBloggs Fri 12-Jan-18 14:11:20

There was an old lady who hobbled
Cos her shoes were so badly cobbled

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FarNorth Fri 12-Jan-18 14:39:33

There was an old lady who hobbled
Cos her shoes were so badly cobbled
But then a kind soul

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Moneyboss Fri 12-Jan-18 18:19:46

There was an old lady who hobbled
Cos her shoes were so badly cobbled
But then a kind soul
Helped her out of a hole

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Jangran99 Fri 12-Jan-18 20:16:34

There was an old lady who hobbled
Cos her shoes were so badly cobbled
But then a kind soul
Helped her out of a hole
Into which she'd unsteadily wobbled

The telly is rubbish tonight

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MissAdventure Fri 12-Jan-18 20:22:18

The telly is rubbish tonight
They rarely get anything right

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NannyTee Fri 12-Jan-18 20:37:34

The telly is rubbish tonight
They rarely get anything right
I'm sick of repeats

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travelsafar Sat 13-Jan-18 08:50:28

The telly is rubbish tonight
They rarely get anything right
I'm sick of repeats
Going to the flicks for a treat

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henetha Sat 13-Jan-18 10:16:59

The telly is rubbish tonight
They rarely get anything right
I'm sick of repeats
Going to the flicks for a treat
And I'll come home feeling quite bright.

It sure is a grey day outside

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