Limericks - 2

There once was a man on the moon
And coming down, not a moment too soon
He exclaimed "Well, I never!"

There once was a man on the moon
And coming down, not a moment too soon
He exclaimed "Well, I never!"
I need to get down from here and deliver

There was once a man on the moon
And coming down, not a moment too soon
He exclaimed "Well I never!"
I need to get down from here and deliver
Moonbeams, by hot air balloon

A poet once scribed a first line

A poet once scribed a first line
He hoped it would all turn out fine

A poet once scribed a first line
He hoped it would all turn out fine
Will Shakespeare he wasn’t

A poet once scribed a first line
He hoped it would all turn out fine
Will Shakespeare he wasn’t
He was only a lowly peasant

A poet once scribed a first line
He hoped it would all turn out fine
Will Shakespeare he wasn’t
He was only a lowly peasant
It was so much better than mine!

The poet gained so much acclaim

The poet gained so much acclaim
He was shortly a household name

The poet gained so much acclaim
He was shortly a household name
His sonnets and ditties

The poet gained so much acclaim
He was shortly a household name
His sonnets and ditties
Sold to lots of great cities

The poet gained so much acclaim
He was shortly a household name
His sonnets and ditties
Sold to lots of great cities
And the crowds all cheered when he came!

A young girl in Limerick town

A young girl in Limerick town
Was dressed in a lovely green gown

A young girl in Limerick town
Was dressed in a lovely green gown
Her golden hair shimmered

A young girl in Limerick town
Was dressed in a lovely green gown
Her golden hair shimmered
Her pale skin glimmered

A young girl in Limerick town
Was dressed in a lovely green gown
Her golden hair shimmered
Her pale skin glimmered
With never a hint of a frown

A schoolboy had lost his way home

A schoolboy had lost his way home
Then suddenly saw a small gnome

A schoolboy had lost his way home
Then suddenly saw a small gnome
Can you help me i'm lost

A schoolboy had lost his way home
Then suddenly saw a small gnome
Can you help me I'm lost
Never mind what the cost

A schoolboy had lost his way home
Then suddenly saw a small gnome
Can you help me I'm lost
Never mind what the cost
Just can't allow the gnome to roam

A lady set off to the shop

A lady set off to the shop
When along came a zebra, clip clop

A lady set off to shop
When along came a zebra, clip clop
On its back was a panda

A lady set off to shop
When along came a zebra, clip clop
On its back was a panda
And a very proud gander

A lady set off to shop
When along came a zebra, clip clop
On its back was a panda
And a very proud gander
Unfortunately he fell with a plop!

A-walking I did go one day