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Limericks - 2

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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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Bathsheba Wed 24-Jan-18 19:29:57

A-walking I did go one day
How far I went I cannot say

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NannyTee Wed 24-Jan-18 19:34:11

A-walking I did go one day
How far I went I cannot say
The problem was my heels were high

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jordana Wed 24-Jan-18 20:56:11

A-walking I did go one day
How far I went I cannot say
The problem was my heels were high
And my skirt was slashed up to my thigh

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Elrel Wed 24-Jan-18 22:38:30

A-walking I did go one day
And found a dog, a sad stray,

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jan-18 23:04:04

A-walking I did go one day
How far I went I cannot say
The problem was my heels were high
And my skirt was slashed up to my thigh
And funny looks were coming my way.

It's late so I'll switch out the light

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FarNorth Wed 24-Jan-18 23:05:57

A-walking I did go one day
What happened next is hard to say

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FarNorth Wed 24-Jan-18 23:06:12

Oops

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FarNorth Wed 24-Jan-18 23:07:18

It's late so I'll switch out the light
And hope for a relaxing night

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Marydoll Wed 24-Jan-18 23:08:58

It's late so I'll switch out the light
Time for all to say "Goodnight."

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Marydoll Wed 24-Jan-18 23:10:53

It's late so I'll switch out the light
And hope for a relaxing night
We need to read the post before

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jan-18 23:10:54

It's late so I'll switch out the light
And hope for a relaxing night
Maybe dream of old times

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Marydoll Wed 24-Jan-18 23:11:15

??

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jan-18 23:15:27

Your turngringrin

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Marydoll Wed 24-Jan-18 23:16:03

I'm too scared!

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jan-18 23:22:32

It's late so I'll switch out the light
And hope for a relaxing night
Maybe dream of old times
The kids chanting their rhymes

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jordana Wed 24-Jan-18 23:54:24

It's late so I'll switch out the light
And hope for a relaxing night
Maybe dream of old times
The kids chanting their rhymes
And hopes these dreams don't give me a fright!

I had a little dog and he had a broken knee

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Bellanonna Thu 25-Jan-18 00:42:08

I had a little dog and he had a broken knee
Which made it hard to cock his leg at every other tree

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FarNorth Thu 25-Jan-18 00:55:08

I had a little dog and he had a broken knee
Which made it hard to cock his leg at every other tree
But do you know? He was so smart

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travelsafar Thu 25-Jan-18 08:06:13

I had a little dog and he had a broken knee
Which made it hard to cock his leg at every other tree
But do you know? He was so smart
He found a man who had a cart

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jordana Thu 25-Jan-18 08:27:56

New line travels afar?

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Bathsheba Thu 25-Jan-18 09:10:14

jordana limericks have 5 lines, so travalsafar didn't finish this one - she's waiting for line 5 from someone else. So here goes.

I had a little dog and he had a broken knee
Which made it hard to cock his leg at every other tree
But do you know? He was so smart
He found a man who had a cart
Who offered to take him for free

A limerick's not hard to write

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Marydoll Thu 25-Jan-18 09:26:03

A limerick's not hard to write
But sometimes we don't get it just right grin

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henetha Thu 25-Jan-18 10:23:45

A limerick's not hard to write
But sometimes we don't get it just right
Our rhythms are wonky

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jordana Thu 25-Jan-18 10:28:20

A limerick's not hard to write
But sometimes we don't get it just right
Our rhythms are wonky
Like riding a donkey

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henetha Thu 25-Jan-18 10:31:11

A limerick's not hard to write
But sometimes we don't get it just right
Our rhythms are wonky
Like riding a donkey
Which turns round and gives us a bite.

The sheep in the fields are so chilly

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