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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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MissAdventure Thu 08-Feb-18 22:23:56

Well, now that I'm ninety years old
I'm moving to Stow-on-the-Wold
I've heard its quite racy

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Rosieroe Thu 08-Feb-18 22:31:46

Well, now that I’m ninety years old
I’m moving to Stow-on-the-Wold
I’ve heard it’s quite racy
And according to Tracey

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Mamissimo Thu 08-Feb-18 22:32:44

Well, now that I'm ninety years old
I'm moving to Stow-on-the-Wold
I've heard its quite racy
- their underwear’s lacy

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Mamissimo Thu 08-Feb-18 22:36:18

Well, now that I’m ninety years old
I’m moving to Stow-on-the-Wold
I’ve heard it’s quite racy
And according to Tracey
The gossips too rude to be told!

My daughter is having a baby

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travelsafar Fri 09-Feb-18 06:37:24

My daughter is having a baby
If a girl, she's calling her Stacey

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travelsafar Fri 09-Feb-18 06:38:50

sorry should read!!!!

My daughter is having a baby
If a girl, she's calling her Sadie

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FarNorth Fri 09-Feb-18 10:15:11

My daughter is having a baby
If a girl, she's calling her Sadie
A boy would be Bert

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Bellanonna Fri 09-Feb-18 10:21:03

My daughter is having a baby
If a girl, she's calling her Sadie
A boy would be Bert
Tho’ that could change to Kurt

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Rosieroe Fri 09-Feb-18 10:38:19

My daughter is having a baby
If a girl, she’s calling her Sadie
A boy would be Bert
Tho’ that could change to Kurt
Or something more gender-neutral? Well maybe!

It’s snowing this morning again

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NannyTee Fri 09-Feb-18 11:24:04

It’s snowing this morning again
Causing chilblains of terrible pain

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travelsafar Fri 09-Feb-18 18:11:56

It’s snowing this morning again
Causing chilblains of terrible pain
Gonna rub them with cream

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FarNorth Fri 09-Feb-18 21:00:26

It’s snowing this morning again
Causing chilblains of terrible pain
Gonna rub them with cream
Or else I'll just scream

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Bellanonna Fri 09-Feb-18 22:34:23

It’s snowing this morning again
Causing chilblains of terrible pain
Gonna rub them with cream
Or else I'll just scream
Or sell up and go off to Spain

I really should tidy the house

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Squiffy Fri 09-Feb-18 23:02:12

I really should tidy the house
Before Him Indoors starts to grouse

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Moneyboss Sat 10-Feb-18 00:20:08

I really should tidy the house
Before Him indoors starts to grouse
But reading is better

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travelsafar Sat 10-Feb-18 07:47:00

I really should tidy the house
Before Him indoors starts to grouse
But reading is better
I'll start with a letter

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Mamissimo Sat 10-Feb-18 08:35:54

I really should tidy the house
Before Him indoors starts to grouse
But reading is better
I'll start with a letter
Then some history by old A L Rowse

I’m off on a car trip to Stoke

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FarNorth Sat 10-Feb-18 09:12:38

I’m off on a car trip to Stoke
Where I'm meeting a v charming bloke

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jordana Sat 10-Feb-18 09:31:31

I’m off on a car trip to Stoke
Where I'm meeting a v charming bloke
I've not seen him before

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Luckygirl Sat 10-Feb-18 09:33:08

I’m off on a car trip to Stoke
Where I'm meeting a v charming bloke
I've not seen him before
What delights are in store!

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 10:26:43

I’m off on a car trip to Stoke
Where I'm meeting a v charming bloke
I've not seen him before
What delights are in store!
... sadly a dream from which I've awoke!

(Sorry about the grammar blush)

One day as I walked down the road

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henetha Sat 10-Feb-18 10:29:34

One day as I walked down the road
I encountered a well-dressed toad

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Rosieroe Sat 10-Feb-18 10:30:37

One day as I walked down the road
I saw a posh car being towed

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MissAdventure Sat 10-Feb-18 10:40:58

One day as I walked down the road
I encountered a well-dressed toad
His embroidered britches

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 10:47:35

One day as I walked down the road
I encountered a well-dressed toad
His embroidered britches
Had me in stitches

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