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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Feb-18 11:50:13

One day as I walked down the road
I encountered a well-dressed toad
His embroidered britches
Had me in stitches
As did his hat, à-la-mode

A young man went in search of a wife

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Squiffy Sat 10-Feb-18 12:19:38

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife

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jordana Sat 10-Feb-18 12:54:31

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife
He searched high and low

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Rosieroe Sat 10-Feb-18 16:04:03

A young man went in search of a weir
Someone who wouldn’t cause strife
He searched high and low
But alas, as you know,

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 16:06:36

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn't cause strife
He searched high and low
But much to his woe

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 17:06:30

A young man went in search of a wife
Someone who wouldn’t cause strife
He searched high and low
But alas, as you know,
It can be a lottery, that's life

I'm reading a thrilling new book

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Moneyboss Sat 10-Feb-18 18:58:33

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far to busy to cook

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 22:23:25

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat

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Marydoll Sat 10-Feb-18 22:25:12

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 22:37:15

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat
Somewhere else you must go and look.

It's time I was off to my bed

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 22:40:03

I'm reading a thrilling new book
I'm far too busy to cook
So if you want to eat
And fancy a treat
And want me to help,you're mistook.

There was a young man from the south

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 22:41:54

After you *Joy B*grin

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Feb-18 22:42:52

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 22:49:06

But yours was better Jan!

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 22:56:56

It's fun Joy isn't it smile

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 23:05:04

Jan Yes! smile

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JoyBloggs Sat 10-Feb-18 23:11:07

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner
My roast's a sure winner

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 23:20:49

It’s time I was off to my bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I've family for dinner
My roast's a sure winner
So home they will go so well fed.

There was a young man from the south

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Bathsheba Sat 10-Feb-18 23:22:55

It’s time I went off to bed
A most busy day lies ahead
I’ve family for dinner
My roast’s a sure winner
Or I might make a casserole instead

I’ve made a fruit trifle for pudding

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Bathsheba Sat 10-Feb-18 23:23:52

Sorry, after you Jan

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Bathsheba Sat 10-Feb-18 23:25:41

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Feb-18 23:26:16

There was a young man from the south
Who was known for his very loud mouth

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Feb-18 23:27:11

?
Pls follow on from Bathsheba

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Feb-18 23:43:54

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth
Was it something he said?

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travelsafar Sun 11-Feb-18 08:03:40

There was a young man from the south
Who got punched very hard in the mouth
Was it something he said?
Which made him see red!!

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